-It was the betrayal in his eyes. Really, that was the worst. I mean, Floyd's eccentric and myopic and hot, cold, hot, cold, but I wanted to make him be happy and help him be awesome because I...
MICHAEL BUCKLEY: Here's a sad one for the kiddies. Lawrence Martin died today. There he is, ta-da! Ta-dead. He was Learning Larry, of course. He hosted a show called "Learning...
PUPPET: Last week on "Learning Town." I'm a tooth! [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] STORM: And next on our tour, the old General Store. WAND-A: Oh, it's cotton fluff and...
ADAM: Now, on Top Gear. We head to Tennessee to tackle America's biggest cars. Hold together, baby. Oh, we're vibrating now! And one of us gets to drive the brand new Corvette...
-Thinking back on what I vaguely know of history, there is no event involving a dirigible blimp mobile that has ever gone right. I mean, didn't those things famously crash and burn?...
-I called a Guild summit. This is so official. I've read a lot about summits in history classes I've taken. I seem to remember that out of one of them they produced the UN. And oh,...