I would rather have peace in the world than be President.
It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.
Art is parasitic on life, just as criticism is parasitic on art.
Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.
All my life, whenever it comes time to make a decision, I make it and forget about it.
If I'd known how much packing I'd have to do, I'd have run again.