This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises This is a song for all the vegetables that look like penises Cucumber, Zucchini, Squash, and sometimes even radishes We know its not what...
Bring her to me, my amber lamps Bring her to me, oh my amber lamps If you think she would give me a chance, Bring her to me, my amber lamps Oh long ago on a metrotrain I got into a fight with an epic...
This song is for a girl no wait I changed my mind this song, is for a human adult female Is it just me or is it creepy how when we refer to a person romantically We often use words relating to...
Oh it seems so exciting, I can talk to anyone I just begin the game and launch into the fun But 15 perverts later, I still haven’t had a chance to talk to anyone but that giant guy in woman’s...
In 1950, at Los Alamos, a scientist was talking with his friends And the conversation had them all fully engrossed About this universe that almost has no ends And as they were all about to return to...
My first name is Hank, and my last name is Green You're the second coolest vlogbrother the net has ever seen And my first name's Dan, my last one is Brown It's nice to have some time to hang in my...
Oh, Phineas Gage was 25 years old in 1848. And he liked his job, working at the railroad, but he had another fate. He was blasting rock when something distracted him. And he forgot to put the tamping...
A quark is a fundamental constituent of matter Observed in 1968 through deep elastic scatter. We found that protons aren't as simple as we thought. We thought they were solid particles but they are...
Something just occurred to me while I was reading Another book that I had heard could be the next big thing I thought what would I give, if that could be true If I could ever feel again the way I felt...