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So I texted Adam about tonight, and I have not heard anything back. Hannah, look at me. He never, ever texts you back. Maybe I should call him. Didn't you say texting's like the lowest...
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I hope Jessa's at least, like, appreciative. She should be. We are really giving of ourselves, being, like, models of female friendship. And giving up so much valuable writing time all for her...
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...I'm like, hey Spotify, these aren't the top 100 songs on my list, ok? I know! I swear to God, if I hear Timber one more time, I'm gonna blow my fucking brains out. Maybe you...
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Previously on The Most Popular Girls in School We need a plan to fuck with the hipsters! Light their cars on fire! What would you do if Jenna lit your car on fire? I'd punch her in the face....
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God, this is fun. It's so important to entertain. It's what keeps you young. It's why my parents look so old and decrepit. It's because they never have anybody over. I...
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Did I mention the drug test we require of all new employees? I'm kidding. Welcome aboard. See you next week. So, is that the first hire? Yeah, 'cause you made me take all the Bad News...
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Excuse me Has anyone ever told you that you're extremely beautiful? Thank you You have the most gorgeous knees Argh Argh Are you following me? Are you following ME? Such a cute dog! Hi! Hi!...
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Attention, everyone As long as you love me, we could be starving We could be homeless, we could be broke Does any girl here wanna go on a date with me? You? We're gonna party like it's...
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What sorts of places have you been? - I've been all of them. - All of them. Europe, mainly, except Spain, because I'm avoiding someone. Jordan, the Arab Emirates, Iran She's...
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