{{alarm clock rings}} Not late until the bell rings. Uh-oh. {{bell rings}} Sex... ...the sex drive in the human animal is intense. Hello? I'm Edward Cullen. {{food slop}} So spill, what was...
I'm gonna do an internet! WOOOOOAH!!! Well I'm gonna do a book! Aw... Pianos! Who's idea was this?! [phone rings] "This is a robbery." Bleeeeech. Oh... Hey,...
Hey man, look at my new dog! Aw yeah that's pretty coo- AWWW.. There's no dog there.. Joey, did you eat my sandwich? I am your sandwich. HUUUURGH Here, hold this.. Thanks! WHAT IS...
[Baby Giggling] Man: Got your nose! [Baby Giggles Continue] Officer: Look out! He's got a nose!! [Gun Fire] English Subbed You gotta help me, man! My tie is evil and it's gonna kill...
(villagers mumbling tune) Villager News! (villager humming in background) Does my moustache look all right? Ok. Hey! (humming stops) Breaking News! A rogue citizen has been caught committing a...
♫ [Team Fortress intro music] ♫ I fear no man. But that thing... it scares me. (Masked breathing) No, I... I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak, alright? He's not here,...
13 jours après la contamination Ils prétendaient que ça s'arrêterait Qu'ils mourraient de faim Ils nous ont menti... Chaque jour ils sont plus nombreux Et chaque tentative de réduire leur nombre a...