Funny jokes
Occasionally, airline flight attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:...
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He bullies me. Bum bum bum bum bum. Make it work. Make it work. My bonnie lies over the ocean. My bonnie lies over the sea. Jackson, we all loved your dance. How did you get to be such a good dancer,...
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I just met a woman and she is nuts. You just don't see it coming. You left me there with that woman! With that woman! -That is Flavia. -Yes, that's the monster. I'm Flavia, by...
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Is there anything else that you want to confess my son? Well, the other day, a stranger passing by, visited my shop and when he paid, I made a mistake with the change, but at the moment I...
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We know that a portion of the water that we drink has already been drunk by someone else. I see this glass of water on the table and I wonder who could´ve drank it in the past. Among the millions of...
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HI I'm Stone Daily, and welcome to "This Week in Weed" Dr. Sanjay Gupta is doing another news special on weed. This time it's on how to roll a killer Marely Joint...
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Let's now join in laughter with a joke told in Urdu, spoken in Pakistan and parts of India, entitled "Neighborhood Dogs." An exhausted looking man dragged himself in to the...
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Fishing Humour - Why Fishing is Better Than Sex This is why fishing is better than sex. When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch...
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Know what I've always wondered? What's that? Everyone thinks you're sooo funny, but I've never even heard you tell one joke. You don't need jokes to be funny....
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