Frank zappa

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Without deviation progress is not possible.

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.