Ohai! First things first, I gotta pee. So it's been a while since I was in the woods. The last time, I remember screaming something about vaginas. Having a lot of sex will not make your vagina...
♫ [Team Fortress intro music] ♫ I fear no man. But that thing... it scares me. (Masked breathing) No, I... I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak, alright? He's not here,...