Ellen degeneres

I still have the shirt I wore my first time on Johnny Carson's show. Only now I use it as a tablecloth at dinner parties. It was very blousy.

I just want to find somebody special, somebody that I click with.

The only thing I really recommend, if you're starting out in stand-up is to not try to copy anybody else. You can be influenced by people. I was influenced by Steve Martin and Bob Newhart and Woody...

People love their animals so much so that they put little clothes on them and necklaces and booties and things like that. And if you love your animal, then you should feed them something that's not...

I am a really sensitive person.

My dad is still Christian Scientist. My mom's not, and I'm not. But I believe in God, and that there's a higher power and an intelligence that's bigger than us and that we can rely on. It's not just...

If you want to get rid of stuff, you can always do a good spring-cleaning. Or you can do what I do. Move.

I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous.

I have an amazing team; I have amazing producers; I have amazing writers,;but at the end of it, it's me making the decisions on the writing, the tone, the editing.

Just go up to somebody on the street and say 'You're it!' and then run away.