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[Kirk] Damage report! Moderate structure damages at lower decks. The electronic system is having some malfunctions. Some of the secondary subsystems are not working, and we have no tractor beam. I...

I'd like you to take a look at this gun It's handcrafted to my specifications. Balance is excellent The trigger responds to a pressure of one ounce. I'm... ...quite familiar...

Hello, and welcome to Universal Studios Star Trek Adventure, courtesy of Paramount Pictures. I'm Gene Roddenberry, and some of you may know me as the creator of Star Trek. The episode you are...

[FANFARE] All night duty personnel report status for shift change Why do i keep volunteering for night shift Because it counts points towards a promotion Besides... it's not so bad Easy for...

Love me Cancerously Like a salt sore soaked in the sea High maintenance means You're a gluttonous queen Narcissistic and mean Kill me romatically Fill my soul with vomit Then ask me for a...

[♪techno music playing♪] [gun firing] This is the Army Today. Scotty, beam me up. Troops in Kuwait get a surprise from the cast and crew of "Star Trek" when they visit Camp Arifjan...

How we doing, boys? - Hey. - Hello. We're looking for a little bunny ranch down around these parts. Y'all know where we could find it? - No, sir. - Never heard about it? - Little...

Space! the final frontier This are the cheap voyagers of starship tenderprice To explore strange new forms of irony and humor To boldly go where no fool has gone before! Captain log, stardate 62.4.5,...

I think the main thing for me was I'm turning 30 and I still haven't found anyone. Then two months ago one of my best friends and I we admitted to ourselves that we had feelings for...

Hello crew, you're the finest crew I've ever had. Good, let's go on the ship now. Beam me up. (innaccurate vocal impresson of teleporter sound) (smash into ceiling) Oww....