Douglas adams

It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account...

The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.

I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.

We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.