Dangers

Last call, last round. Roofie’s on the house. Make sure that you’ve got your hair pulled back Or your dad just might have To pull your freshly drowned and maimed chunks of liver Out from your bangs....

But enough about me already. Who needs one more love song to get them through the night? Who needs a sucker, a rich motherfucker to croon into the mic about a redhead girl with a conman's charm? Who...

Ten-four. Over and out. Eat shit. Here's my shadow of a doubt. Got a "fuck you" brewing for a man that's half of me. We used to be half-brothers but now all he is is LAPD. Went from bullying...

I saw Jesus and the Devil and they were sitting in a tree. Blasphemy! No! A-S-S-H-O-L-E. L-I-C-K-I-N-G. Amen! Jesus and the Devil are exactly the same thing. They mean shit to me. I'll believe it when...

If home is where the heart is then my heart's a Tiki House. A Misfits land of Peter Pans and acne never looked that great to me. The kids, the kids, the kids, the kids. By the fucking kids. The kids,...

Oh damsels, don't distress! You'll see your brave boys soon! They're winning wars on Gulf War tours and staving off the doom! Hooah! Semper Fi! Oh pretty, pretty girls. Dry your sad, sad eyes. There's...

Turn your tassels baby, and spread your tan-lined legs. Pinning paper hearts on designer clothes is just so fucking teenage. Love me do, he loves me not. Deep in love with love. Oh, sweet romantic...