Dan vs

-(birdschirping ) -( sighs ) Another great turkey sandwich from The Sub-Marine. Italian roll, spicy mustard, mayo, no cheese, no meddling vegetables. Mmm. You know, you might be the perfect food. I...

Where did I put those Gun-Chucks? Look what I found! Camp Atrocious Oh it was even worse than its name. I have been wronged! Do you ever knock? I finally got the electric socks I ordered from that...

(Mr. Mumbles meows ) ( purring ) ( meows ) - It's time. - ( meows ) Now I'm not going to lie to you, Mr. Mumbles. This is going to hurt, probably a lot, but it has to be done. ( meows ) Oh, don't look...

(orchestra playing ) ( cars honking ) Ah, come on. Come on. Come on. It's 3:00 in the afternoon. Don't you people have jobs? ( tuning ) Helicopter Hal here, your traffic correspondent. Wow, wowee....

We look like missionaries! Who dresses like this? People with jobs. You are officially signed up with my temp company! Whee. You're about to get evicted, Dan. You need to make money somehow. There has...

Dan: No, you shut up! Shut up! What are you, stupid? I said shut up! - Okay, bye, Grandma. - ( knocks ) Hey, Dan. I thought you were ditching me for Elise today. She's building a code-breaking...

Chris: Can we please pick up the pace? Hey, you shouldn't have come with me on errand day if you didn't have the time. You said you needed a ride and you only had one thing to do. Yeah, run errands....

(soft music playing ) So I'll pick you up around 7:00? Sounds like fun. Okay. See you then. Gah! ( giggles ) ( grunts ) Everything's coming up Dan. - Ha ha! - ( shop bell rings ) One haircut, my good...

(gavel bangs ) Do you realize how much trouble you are in, young man? Your Honor, I don't see what the big deal is. You crashed your car through the wall of a church while a wedding was in progress. -...

Ican't believe how much I hate everything. ( knocking on door ) ( chorus sings ) Hi, Dan. I just moved in next door. I'm a supermodel. ( whip cracks ) I don't care who the lRS sends. I am not paying...