Damon wayans jr.
Excuse me, buddy. Sir? Friend? Could you scoot your car up a little bit so I can reach the pump? I'll only be another second or so. Okay. I'll wait then. (SIGHS) (HONKS HORN)...
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Ooh. Man. Be strong, Jay. Be strong, be strong. (HIGH-PITCHED) Eat me! (NORMAL VOICE) Huh? (HIGH-PITCHED) Eat me! (NORMAL VOICE) Come to mama! Ah-hah! Gotcha! Michael! Another entry on the Wall...
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ALL RIGHT, THEN I COME DOWN HERE. FAKE. THIS SIDE. FAKE. THAT SIDE. OKAY. SCHOOL'S IN SESSION. LET'S GET YOU READY FOR YOUR BIG GAME. READY? I'VE BEEN READY. I WAS BORN READY....
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Hey, babe. What's that? Oh, these are the instructions to Kady's new jungle gym. Oh, when are they coming back to put it together? No. I'm gonna put it together. I repeat, when...
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Hey, this isn't Disneyland. MICHAEL: Sure it is, we just came through the back way, this is Bowling Alley Land. Where's Mickey? Um, that's Mickey right there. He's just...
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Junior, you left your bike in the driveway. I'm not going to move it for you again. Junior! Who's opening for the Backstreet Boys? Shut up! Shut up! No way! Shut up! Shut up! No......
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THOMAS: What's the problem here? Lately I've been feeling as if Michael hasn't been spending enough time with his family. What are you talking about? I'm always with...
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(WHISTLING) Hi, baby. Hi. Michael, get that thing away from me. What? Michael, get it away from me. You don't even know what's in there. Yes, I do. What? It's a piece of lemon...
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Honey, you've been in the bathroom for hours. Are you all right? Yeah, I'm fine, baby. Well, I need to get in there. Wait. Hold on. Why is the door locked? Just hold on. I'll...
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You know, I really like playing with you. Of course you really like playing with me. That's because you know you can beat me. Oh, come on. What's your handicap? My leg. Why you always...
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