Cruciferous vegetable

Clarify something for me. Isn't the point of a communal meal the exchange of ideas and opinions? An opportunity to consider important issues of the day? It is. You just kind of put a damper on...

Water Demon. Ice Dragon. Lesser Warlord of Ka'a. Not so fast. Infinite Sheldon. Infinite Sheldon? Yes, Infinite Sheldon defeats all other cards and does not violate the rule against homemade...

No, seriously, I think I've finally figured out my problem with women. The capybara is the largest member of the rodent family. What does that have to do with me and women? Nothing. It was a...

("The Raiders' March" playing on TV) Okay, help me out here. How does an archeology professor get that good with a whip? Maybe he took a class at the adult bookstore....

(groans in disgust) Problem? This is the worst cobbler I've ever eaten. It tastes like it's made of actual ground-up shoemaker. Amusing. A play on the two meanings of...

Hey. So you guys ready to order? Since we come in every Tuesday night at 6:00 and order the same exact thing, and it's now 6:08, I believe your question not only answers itself but also stands...

(machine-gun fire on TV) All I'm saying is, if they took all the money they spent trying to make a decent Hulk movie, they could probably just make an actual Hulk. That is apt and amusing. I...

I'm telling you, if xenon emits ultraviolet light, then those dark matter discoveries must be wrong. Yes, well, if we lived in a world where slow-moving xenon produced light, then...

SHELDON: Why hast thou forsaken me, O deity whose existence I doubt? Here. Breathe into this bag. What's going on? They stole everything, Leonard! Everything. Are you the roommate? Yeah,...

Buona sera, Luigi's Pizza. Buona sera. It means good evening in Italian. May I say, having to explain that to you calls into question the authenticity of your ristorante? Okay, I'm out...