HONEST TRAILER: NEW MOON NARRATOR (CONT'D) The continuation of the epic romance... NARRATOR (CONT'D) Between, this one hundred and nine year-old Shovel Face... NARRATOR...
VOICE In a world full of crime, one man is determined to kill Batman once and for all, his name...is director Joel Shumacher. VOICE (CONT'D) Batman & Robin. VOICE (CONT'D)...
VOICE The following is rated "S" for spoilers. VOICE (CONT'D) In a world where movies have been replaced by TV as the medium for grown ups... VOICE (CONT'D) Comes the...
VOICE From the studio that nearly destroyed the X-Men franchise with "The Last Stand," comes the film that destroyed your favorite X- Man... VOICE (CONT'D) Wolverine VOICE...
VOICE From lazy Adam Sandler, comes yet another lazy plotless farted-out comedy, that America will inexplicably pay to see... VOICE (CONT'D) Grown Ups. VOICE (CONT'D) Join an all-star...
HONEST TRAILER: STAR TREK VOICE From JJ Abrams, the visionary behind Star Wars episode 7, and Felicity...comes a reboot impossible not to enjoy. Unless you're William Shatner. VOICE (CONT'D) Star...
VOICE This July 4th, revisit the movie that made blowing up American landmarks cool... VOICE (CONT'D) ...until 9/11... but now, 12 years later, it's apparently cool again? VOICE (CONT'D) Independence...
VOICE This April... VOICE (CONT'D) Steven Spielberg invites you to journey back to a time... VOICE (CONT'D) Before every movie was needlessly converted to 3D. VOICE (CONT'D) Jurassic Park. VOICE...
VOICE Good call two fans, let's crack open the Honest Trailer vault... HONEST TRAILER VAULT: SUPERMAN IV VOICE From the production company behind Breakin II: Electric Boogaloo... VOICE (CONT'D) Comes...
VOICE From the blockbuster franchise that nobody loves, but everybody likes enough that they won't change the channel when it's on cable, comes the sequel that kinda sounds like a high-speed...