Chris o'dowd

I just am so tired of really badly written women. It's so boring.

I don't mind being slightly fat-ish, I just don't want to be fat.

After 'Bridesmaids,' women know who I am.

Beyonce is the most amazing woman in the world.

Going out with other actors is never good; actresses are neurotic, and actors are horrendous egotists.

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it and that's all I care about now!

For some reason, I find that in the course of my career I've worked with more women than most men have.

I think there's something in the fact that it's hard to be good looking and funny. You have to have an oddball quality; people have to sympathise with you to find you funny.

When I was about 13 I realised girls weren't going to kiss me because I was a gigantic, weird looking creature from the depths. I was like 6 ft. aged 11.

I come from a musical kind of family.