Centerfold

Born Helena Jane With a restless soul She moved west to California Became a centerfold But once you change your name Well the pieces fall Now she hardly recognizes Herself at all There's never any...

In the centerfold from Superteen In the sparkle paint in your pretty dreams In the candy coat on your candy hearts Well it chipped and broke and fell apart All the stars in Hollywood Shine, shine,...

I got her picture up on my wall She's the type of girl who don't care at all If she's on your arm all tongues hangin' out Oh Lord, I don't mind if people hanging 'round Don't talk sex when it's under...

Living room, passing time, talking trash, sipping wine, I need something more substantial. New deck of playing cards, I don't like to work this hard, I think I'll have to cancel. I'm running out of...

The lights are on The stage is set You're asking God If you were made for this People stare With lonely eyes "Deliver us so we can Forget our lives." You don't know how To work the crowd It...

(Wally Wilson/Sam Hogin/Phil Barnhart) My baby came and got me in her Mama's Cadillac We went parkin' by the river near the honeydew patch She started talkin' 'bout the birds and the bees My mind ran...

I got her call last night Let me know she had a good time There is something, it just feels right I wish it may, I hope that it might Tired of bumming the streets alone No relationships on my own...

Let's go, does she walk, does she talk, does she come complete My homeroom, homeroom angel has exploded from my seat She ain't pure like snowflakes, no one could ever stain The memory of my angel...

She'll never grace the centerfold of Playboy magazine And chances are you'll never see her on the silver screen She's by far the biggest star the world will never see But she don't shine for the rest...