Carol vorderman

We all have, in my family, what we call the 'Vorderman bottom' - a sticky out, bigger-than-normal, signature, of the rear variety. It's been a family joke all our lives - even my lovely brother has...

How you look has become ridiculously disproportionate to what you do. Critics are more harsh on female presenters.

For now I'm building up stories for the retirement home!

One day Mum saved up for this exciting new thing - a frozen chicken. She cooked it on the Sunday and we all sat around waiting for it, but there was a terrible smell from the kitchen. She didn't...

I'm a bit frightened of the idea of a full facelift because, when you look in the mirror, you want to look like yourself.

I'd be happy to stay single now because I've always been in relationships. For the first time ever I can do what I want, when I want, with who I want, without answering to anyone.

Change is one of my favourite words.

My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field.

Once you have children it's love without bounds. You would die for them in an instant, without question. How can you better that?

If you're from a poor background, you have to work even harder. But that's what makes you who you are.