My grandmother and I would go see movies, and we'd come back to the apartment - we had a one-room apartment in Hollywood - and I would kind of lock myself in this little dressing room area with a...
I think the hardest thing to do in the world, show-business-wise, is write comedy.
I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.
Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and...
You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.
I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.
It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.
My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away.