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And... now playing for the Recreation League Devils, my recreation league angel, Gene Belcher! I'm sliding into home! (grunting rhythmically) I think that's the electric slide. I know....

(keyboard playing laser blasting, dog barking, farting) Okay, tell me the truth, am I stuck in a laser/dog bark/fart rut? Yes. Has anyone seen my volcano? Did you check all your pockets? Can you...

LOUISE: Ugh, even stripes don't help. His body's an enigma. Do they make an apron with a control top? I think you look pretty, Dad. Stop it. I just want a plain white one. Gene. Hey,...

Gene, what are you doing? Tanning! It's the middle of summer and I look like a British lady. Hey, slow it down, George Hamilton. You want to look like an Oompa Loompa? Gene, if you want a tan,...

Lookie, lookie. My green blazer from when I had jury duty on Saint Patrick's Day. What's the blazer for? Tina's gonna wear it at her audition tomorrow for the school news...

All right! My Bobby's going off to college. I'm not going off to college, Lin. I'm-I'm just going to the college to fill in for Pepe, cooking at the fraternity house...

Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org ♪ Hang the ball and the ball goes over there ♪ ♪ And this goes over there ♪ ♪ And da-da-da-da-da... ♪ Oh, everybody, look at the tree. Aw, I...