Bleenies and blockheads
Satanic broad just crawled in my bed. My testosterone has just reached DEF CON 1. She's fully packed in back fetish gear. Orders me to obbey: 'your wish is my command!' I don't wanna poop your party...
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Fade up zoom in, this tragi-comic,story’s about, Dorkshire and how it feels, to grow up there... shockingly boring A place where metalheads rule and Van Halen’s still cool. Well I admit, it ain’t Abu...
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When I was 14 I used to beaten up every day after school yeah This brat used to run off with my candybars too. He had a twisted mind and I was frazzled as ever What did he want from me except for my...
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Been trying to pick up this awesome babe, A 'blondie' I met at the mall... Asked her if she wanted to grab a bite but this groovy monster turned me down... Suzanna, she's rib-cage thin, don't eat a...
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This song's about beaver and not the kind that hides in woods allthough there's a link It's not that I'm neurotic, maybe just a bit obsessed By these hairy fluffy suckers So be prepared cause I'm...
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I don't do this to get a fake piss at you... It just feels nice to puke out bitterness. You walk around and expect me to be impressed... By your knowledge and good looks that don't exist. A force fed...
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'It's a gorgeous thing' while doing her mantra she smiles at me 'I hope you're not too unhappy?' Maybe some day, maybe some day... I'll blow your brains out and you'll be OK... you'll be OK... It's...
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I want it to be said, so you'd understand You're no longer the geek I once loved. Not like back in the days, when your ampits weren't shaved, We were dweeds but who cared... Your freaky moustache's...
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One day while, cruisin' round, I bumped into this fat-ass kid. He reacted, quite uptight, so I doofered him laxative. “You're dead meat to be” he poetically said. So I crawled on my bike, hit my...
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The sky's dressed deep chemical blue, Till a blazing flash turns for my eyes... X-tra terrestrials land in my backyard, Messing up my daddy's lawn... What fetid swamp did these mugwumps, Ooze from way...
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