Bill watterson

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

It's always better to leave the party early.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

I liked things better when I didn't understand them.

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

If I had rolled along with the strip's popularity and repeated myself for another five, 10 or 20 years, the people now 'grieving' for 'Calvin and Hobbes' would be wishing me dead.

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.