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So I have, um, a fear of marriage, that's a fear of mine. I feel like it's rational. I feel like it goes beyond my disdain for tacky facebook engagement photos, and maybe...
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CHRIS MURPHY: Hi. On behalf of Expert Village, this is Chris Murphy. I'm here at the New York Comedy Club in New York City. Today we're going to talk about how to have a career in...
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It's got to be easy and convenient, we want the double, we want the double jeopardy, that's what we want. Everything to give us two things. Girls, you don't just want to...
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Our next guest is also doing this for the first time today, and I'm really excited to see him. He's super tall so I feel like it would be comedically comedic if he scraped his head on...
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Some guy in Australia, how fucking sick are these people he suggested that pornography in Australia should be banned if it contained women with small breasts incase men watched it and decided that...
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THEY'RE NOT MADE. IT'S AN INNATE THING. IT'S INSIDE OF YOU -- SOMETHING THAT COMES FROM UPSTAIRS. OKAY, WE'RE LOOKING FOR SUITS, OLD-SCHOOL. JESUS IS BLACK, AND SO IS...
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I wear hearing aids and, uh... Got really quite in here for a second. Or did it!? No, no. It did. It did. I heard that. That's why I wear them, guys. They're not just for looks. But,...
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It's hard to know when it's Eid nowadays as crazy as that might sound Because every single year, every single time You always have that one mosque, that goes "Okay everybody,...
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All right guys, were gonna keep this show rolling, with your next comic, he’s new to the comic strip and I’m very excited to check him out, so everybody Jordy Kieto! Hi everybody, um, before we kick...
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I'm here to talk to you about the most serious issue facing our country: I'm here to talk to you about the situation in Iraq. And I want to start with this: I don't care how...
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