Barstool prophets

She was the most innocent by far She never ran a light or told a lie or even seen a falling star She walked through this world with a ringing in her ears It was a sound that dampened all her hopes and...

I have heard dandilions roaring out in my backyard, a direct approach is dangerous until you're sure they've dropped their guard. You'd be better off to wait, till the brutes go for the bait, and when...

Good Neighbors Well now, I’ve missed you I don’t see you as much as I’d like to I guess you could say I’ve been preoccupied You see, I trusted in my parents Then they let me down I trusted in my...

Birdman Let me out of here Get me out of here I went along alright at first But now it’s all too clear You want to keep me bottled up Like a stolen souvenir Let me out of here Now it’s all too clear...

I never wanted anything I could just as soon do without. But then again, I've never had So many things I cared about, And simply couldn't do without They say it pours when it rains. I guess I'd have...

I have spent many nights Staring at the sky, Searching for a sign of something more. Teased by flashing satellites Trying to trick my eyes. They pale beside what I am waiting for. I know they're...

What happened to the plan? I'm confused. I just don't understand. Promises, that I heard, Of great things, were only so many words. Only words. I wanted so much more. We grow up so naive. Just say it...

Hello it's me, the absentee, it's been so long, have you forgotten me? Too busy lives and countless miles, have that tendency on memory... Oh, it's been such a long time. It's so good to hear your...

When the big one talks; huge, heavy, deep voice. When he walks his feet rise six feet off the ground. Seems indestructible and intimidating. When he's in deep thought You just can't tell what he's...