Bard
Bård: Bård Ylvisåker's multi pizza. I would want a pizza with everything, - everything you can think of. Vegard: Everything you can think of? Bård: yes, the dough/crust would just be a rumor....
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I'll bake up a solution (pun: resheniye ('solution') sounds similar to pecheniye ('cookies')), Now I know how to do it. A cat has full nine lives, So getting...
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Using the word Shakespeare within any classroom in the 21st century has become almost as dangerous for teachers as putting balloons in a toaster. After uttering this simple word, the common teacher is...
HAUSER: Good evening, one and all. I'm Rita Hauser, and it's my pleasure to welcome you this evening to a wonderful symposium, which opens now and continues through tomorrow. Every...
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I'm Robert Palazzo, I'm Dean of the College of Arts and Sciences here at UAB and it's my privilege to introduce our Ireland Distinguished Visiting Scholar for this year, Dr....
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Wow! Wow! Wow... Another day, another beer. I'd better take this sweater off and drop it on the floor with my coat. Aga... It's me, Jim. The proofreader? What are you doing here? I...
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oh when your rife with devastation, theres a simple explaination. You're a toy maker's creation, trapped inside a crystal ball! and which ever way he tilts he tilts it, know that we...
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I'm an educator. An educator is a person who... loves the children But it is not enough to love them An educator has to have the desire to teach the world to the children. Fiirst of all...
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Now you all know The bards and their songs When hours have gone by I'll close my eyes In a world far away We may meet again But now hear my song About the dawn of the night Let's sing...
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Now You all know The bards and their songs When hours have gone by I'll close my eyes In a world far away We may meet again But now hear my song About the dawn of the night Let's sing...
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