If you’ve ever wondered why Disney’s tales all end in lies Here’s what happened after all their dreams came true I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue But mermaids are going...
What's up man? It's so good to see you. Hey Buddy. > I know I saw you this morning but it seems like it's been forever. We gotta celebrate. What do you want to do? Let's go throw this puppy around....
On November 24, 2013, Brian Griffin was killed. On December 15, 2013 Brian was brought back to life. WHAT!? Okay. Lets try to make some sense out of this horsesh*t. Hang on, SPOILER ALERT! okay. So...
What do you got there, Quagmire? Is that Briggs? No this guy's clean. Well send him through. What's the hold up? Sombreros, marokas, suramic Winnie the Pooh dolls! Get them now, Folks!...
"How to get a guy to buy you a drink" OK girls, this really is basic stuff. If you're old enough to be in a bar then a guy should have bought you a drink by now. If he...
*groan* Where am I? The light! Ow! Ow! My eyes! My eyes! Oh my gosh! I've been kidnapped by a crazy person! Oh my gosh! Look there he is! *evil laughter* I'm an evil guy! so I had to...
las palabras lo siento no son suficientes pero no tengo nada mas que decir aunque duela y mi corazon este asi de herido trato de enviarte lejos a ti la que amo tanto entre lagrimas te dejare ir...
Ah~ Im so sorry for im being young Being easily bruised, torn apart and hurt You are bad guy You, an uncapable man Me who living only looking only at one man, only you Week girl, good girl What if he...
[Carnahan] Don't be too alarmed, this is merely an informal visit no harm is meant to pass. Mace, cut him loose. I owe you one. [Carnahan] Don't mind her, as I said it's merely...