Art donovan

I tell people Baltimore is lucky to be rid of the Colts, they're so lousy, but I don't mean it.

I wouldn't want to go back over my life. I've done it all. I wouldn't have wanted to miss the Marine Corps. I wouldn't have wanted to miss the war. I wouldn't have missed college. Or playin' for the...

I guess telling stories is an art. I never looked at it that way. I just started talking, and everyone started laughing. So I kept talking, and they kept laughing.

I never met a cold cut I didn't like.