Archer

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Are you shitting me?! How can they do that?! And do you have to do that right goddamn now?! I actually don't have to do it ever. - And so I ask again, why are you?! - Mm-m. How can they seize my...

Ruined. Completely... Mother, come on, we're not... Shut up. And utterly... - We're not... - Shut up. And ruined! We're not "ruined," Camille. We've got 2,000 pounds of cocaine. Minus the 20...

And so, if I could direct your attention to these visual aids... you will see that from our initial supply of 1,000 kilos of cocaine, we... Hang on, dummy, we had a ton of cocaine. No, we... Well, we...

Okay, specs are all in the green. So, let me just reboot the CPU, and... Beep boop, you are no longer a cripple. - One, two, three, Go Herd. - Well? Well? Well, you could've done this weeks ago! - So...

♪ Got too much time And nowhere to go ♪ ♪ But I drink enough to say hello ♪ ♪ But I'm high enough Not to give a... ♪ Goddamn it! Cut! Okay, whoa! Cut it, fellas! Man, I am blowing this jug. What the...

- Yam! Yom! Yom! - Stop. Stop it. - Yah! Huh! Yum! Yum! Yum! - Pam! Yum-yum-yum! Yum-yum-yum! Gimme! Gimme! Yum-yum! Gimme! - Goddamn it, will you - calm the shit down?! - Wow. Well?! This isn't good...

Oh, come on, how long are you guys gonna stay mad at me? What, for getting us all arrested for smuggling - cocaine into Colombia? - Probably the rest - of our damn lives. - Well, shouldn't be very...

(thunder crashes) (clears throat) (both shivering) MALORY: Woodhouse? WOODHOUSE: Mum. MALORY: If I see this glass empty again, I will be very unhappy. WOODHOUSE: Perish the thought, mum. MALORY: Now,...

(thunder rumbling) (screaming) ARCHER: Goddamn it, Ray. Are you drunk? RAY: No, dumbass, are you? ARCHER: No. LANA: Although not for lack of trying. ARCHER: Exactly, that's my whole point. (retching)...