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[knocking] Hey, boss. I noticed that everyone hates the printer. So I was thinking maybe instead of printing stuff, we could just not do any work. [rock music] [pages turning] [playful espionage music...

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And then I got pissed off because she could ask me things before hand instead of last minute I mean, she was talking about the gynecologist! She said I have to take a blood test at 5. It's...
One of the things that I feel very little sympathy for is those people, particularly older ones who say to me "Oh I wish I'd learned the piano". You think "well why...
So as I was walking over here this morning I heard the hum of machines. And I thought, "I never would've ever thought that I would have loved to hear the hum of machines!"...

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Did you see the photo that Lance Armstrong recently posted on twitter? If you didn’t, here it is on screen now. It certainly caused a bit of outrage. There he is relaxing on his couch, and his yellow...
If you ever arrive late for a meeting or class, and try to discreetly turn your computer on, only to cringe as your speakers trumpet your arrival, here's a way to turn the startup sound off....

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It has begun! The thing, you guys have all been waiting for! Including your awesome, almighty youtube channel host, Sophieperky! Also including well.. erm... also including this guy! *Cue the shaming...
I must admit I'm kind of getting to like using my Samsung galaxy for making videos. Anywat, there' was something happening recently on YouTube videos which I'me finding a...
I do not know how we would survive without it. That gentleman from New Hampshire is talking about his Mosquito Magnet. You cannot find a better way to eliminate mosquitoes and take back your yard. So...