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Haunted House "ghosts" beaten up by visitors Jianhushan Fancy World's "Horrorwood" haunted house attraction uses actors dressed up as ghosts. It has been...
The story that I am about to tell you is one you cannot find in a book, neither is it all made up. Any story can be made up. People can change it, they can lie about it, or they can find out the...
I mean, it's not like she looked good as a redhead, it's just that her as a blonde is a fucking trainwreck. I know, it's like why don't you just go throw yourself down...
Alright everybody, we all know why we're here. The hipsters have thrown down the gauntlet, and now we need revenge. We need a plan to fuck with the hipsters. We need to throw them off their...
oh your up already? Yeah, uh What Happened? Well I was out choping down trees to built this house and I saw a jump from that cliff.. oh.. ya.. so well you just got up, are you hungry? thirsty? yeah...
Don't forget students, sign-ups for after school activities start today in the cafeteria! Because nothing is more important for your college application than after school activities! Well,...
>> [ANCHOR]: The Rochester area was well represented at the Academy Awards last night. Andrea Nix Fine, a Fairport native, and her husband won the Oscar for the best documentary short...