<Doctor Who music plays> <Evil laughter> You are doomed, Doctor. Doomed! You are piloting your TARDIS into a deadly trap, and even you will not suspect until it's...
I first liked the show because I kind of enjoy being unusual- Not in that way, though! I really enjoy being into stuff that differs from the mainstream, I like ... well, yeah. The TV-series...
CODEX: Oh. Good thing I only had two bites of preowned frittata this morning. I can't really I insulted Floyd Petrovski. To gamers he is the Itzhak Perlman of violinists, the Oprah of...
RAAAAWWWW! Dark abomination of the Wet Mounds of Nardacorn! Taste my Blade! GRAAHHHH! AAAHHH! Ooh, ah. Nice whiskers. AW! Dude! Why can't a guy ever have his private time? You been in here...
Good morning, Hank; it's Monday, January 22nd. Thank you for this shirt. I love this shirt, and it is also an excellent motivator to continue losing weight. It's a little tight!...