Adam carolla

I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.

I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

I'm a comedian, not a politician.

I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.

I was a horrible student.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.