Abbreviated. life. expectancy.

Doo doo doo doo doo dee doo Doo doo dee doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo dee doo Doo doo dee doo doo doo Doo doo doo dee doo Doo doo doo dee doo Doo doo doo dee doo Doo doo doo dee doo Doo doo doo dee...

They never gave Boo-Berry a chance did they? He was always the smallest of the three cereal characters. He never really said anything to promote his cereal, He just sat there and floated like the true...

The first son had a son The second son had a son The third son had a son The fourth son had a son The fifth son had a son The sixth son had a son The seventh son... had a son... He was the seventh...

(crying) Damnit.... While you were listening to that last song, I went out and bought J.R. Higgins "Trumpet For Beginners" book. And I still can't play this trumpet! (tries playing trumpet...

We'll be back, Chumps... If yer lucky. We'll be back, Chumps... If you all play nice. We'll be back, Chumps... In your dreams, fatso! We'll be back, Chumps... Count your blessings. We'll be back,...

The wind... It blows The wind... It blows They call that the call of the wind The wind... It blows The wind... It blows I call that moving air They call that the call of the wind I call that a load of...

Damn Shiziminaut... Yo, I'd like to give a shoutout to my main homie janks up in the projects of S.O.R.K. You know what I'm saying! Jiggidy Jay Yeah!

Can you believe these idiots? Look at all these chumps! They actually like our "music"! Man if this continues for a little longer, We're gonna be rich! I say we make some t-shirts and...

Yep, I shot him. I shot him dead and good. I walked right up to that there Sheriff and shot him in the back. So you stand before me like a varmint with no brains And you dare to ask the question,...