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Girlfriend: Ryan, I really need to start counting my steps
Boyfriend: all of them? Girlfriend: Yes, all of them.
Boyfriend: alright Girlfriend: Will you do that for me?
Boyfriend: Sure Girlfriend: ok
Dancer #1: Hey girl it’s raining outside, now we can’t go walk
Dancer #2: No worries! Just dance to the rescue!
Boyfriend: (counting) 65, 66, 67, 68, 69… Ex-smoker: What? I can’t disobey the do
not smoke test Boyfriend: (continues counting)
E-mailer: I found this amazing healthy recipe Tweeter: Oh cool!
E-mailer: Yeah, I’m going to e-mail it over to you
Tweeter: Got it! Tweeting it now. Facebooker: Oh, I just got a tweet from Kelly.
Amazing veggie chili recipe? Oh! I should put this on Facebook right now.
Pinterest: Ohh this looks good! I’m gonna pin it!
Boyfriend: (not counting) Girlfriend: Are you counting??
Stool sampler (on the phone): This is the third time this week I called in to get my
stool sample! When can you provide the results to me?! No! I can’t come back in on Tuesday!
What? They’re available now? On the patient portal? Thanks, I really appreciate that.
I really look forward to learning about my cryptosporidium status. Thank you.
Yogurt guy: Hey Becky, I was just cleaning out the fridge. Do you know how long yogurt
is good for? Expiration expert: According to the USDA,
one to two weeks. Why? When did it expire? Yogurt guy: The Clinton Administration.
Calorie girl: How many calories do you think is in this starburst?
Annoyed officemate: We talked about this, use the livestrong.com calorie tracker!
Boyfriend: (still counting…) Girlfriend: Oh, a pedometer. I forgot about
these.