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Few people know that the national team of Russia on football has a Department of internal investigations.
Football player: And after rolled steel I passed the ball on Bulykin.
Investigator: OK. So, you assert, you did pass on Bulykin?
Football player: Yes (stammering).
Investigator: But the citizen Bulykin in his depositions claims...
that he didn't get any ball.
Football player: How?
Investigator: Here. I, Dmitry Bulykin, didn't get any ball.
Izmaylov with whom we during all match stood and talked can confirm it.
Laughter
Football player: Is he kidding?
Employee of department of internal investigations: Are you going to fool us? Football player: No …
Employee of department of internal investigations: Who spoke you to play so? Football player: How to play? Employee of department of internal investigations: As you played! Football player: Trainer!
Employee of department of internal investigations: What trainer? Football player: I don't remember: they so often change!
Employee of department of internal investigations: Does he smoke? Smoke much? Football player: That one smoked much – this one smokes a little.
Employee of department of internal investigations: With moustaches? He has moustaches, I ask? Football player: When shaved, without moustaches!
Employee of department of internal investigations: And when hasn't a shave, what...? Football player: I don't know …
Football player: I don't know …
Employee of department of internal investigations: Who spoke you to play so?
Football player: Everybody speak! Everybody! The whole country of experts!
Only we – 11 people – aren't able to play!
Laughter
Football player: Why did you stick to me??? I am the simple halfback with a salary - 40000 dollars!
Laughter
Investigator: Here … Sign!
Employee of department of internal investigations: Well! Let's meet after the second time.
Good luck!
Football player: Then I will go to score 4 goals…