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Hey! South Jersey Public Acces Televison Presents!
Go tell it on the mountain where Jesus Christ is born.
Hey, how yous doing, I’m Riggatoni Aflredo Fettucini and this is Cookin’ Breakfast With Wiseguys!
Hey good mornin’ how you doing I’m Riggatoni but you can call me Tony unless you want your face to look like f***ing rigatoni with red sauce.
Today we’re learning how to make a Grilled-cheese egg sandwich what is a grilled-cheese egg sandwich you say? It’s exactly what it f***ing sounds like and if you can’t figure that out you’re a f***ing’ idiot, no disrespect of course.
So here’s what you’re gonna need, now write this s*** down cuz I ain’t sayin’ it twice.
You's gonna need 1 egg. 2 slices of bread, 1 slice of cheese,
And whatever you prefer, I usually use gouda...
Whatever kind of cheese you prefer, I usually use gouda but I don’t wanna alienate the WASPS out there so we’re gonna go, we're gonna use some good ‘ol American cheese.
You’re also gonna need some butter, thats the key ingredient is butter. You use the butter makes it taste so much better.
Butter, better, good. **** **** ****, butter, better, good.
Obviously you need to cook this s*** on a pan, and unless you’re a f*** idiot I don’t gotta tell you that. Right?
Yeah, it's okay boss, I got it.
Right, right.
Alright. Now this part’s tricky, if you’re dumb. Take the other slice of bread butter it on one side and place that side face down on the pan. Make sure the heat is low cuz you don’t wanna burn this s*** up make it look like a f***ing mulie.
Once that side’s done you flip it around, if you’re Italian you know how to flip things around you know what I’m sayin’! Ah.
Boss, I get it, it's funny it's supposed to be funny. I get it. Shut the f*** you greasy mule!
You butter this side, remember the key ingredient is butter never forget the butter.
Now this cheese can breathe unlike my loud-mouth cousin Vinny. But God rest his soul I hope they find his killers. I just hope they take their f***ing time. But anyway, back the sandwich.
Now that the cheese is melted a little bit, you take the bread put it on top of the bread with the egg and look at that! Beautiful, you got a grilled cheese egg sandwich.
Beautiful, you got yourself a grilled cheese egg sandwich, am I right Chico!?
Yeah, you know, it's okay.
That's what I'm talking about!
I'm Riggatoni Alfredo Fettucini and this has been Cooking with Wiseguys
Yeah boss yeah it's good. It's good.
Is it okay if I touch, if I touch the ingredients? No, cuz you're gonna get it dirty with your brown hands.
GIBBERISH GIBBERISH GIBBERISH
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