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♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
♪ they're the world's most
fearsome fighting team ♪
We're really hip.
♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪
♪ and they're green ♪
Hey, get a grip.
♪ When the evil shredder
attacks ♪
♪ these turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪
He's a radical rat.
♪ Leonardo leads,
Donatello does machines ♪
That's a fact, Jack.
♪ Raphael is cool
but rude ♪
♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
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today it is my pleasure
to interview
Agatha marbles, world-famous
sleuth and crime-solver,
and my favorite aunt.
Why, thank you, April.
[CRASH]
Whoa!
Cut! Cut!
Mr. Thompson,
are you all right?
What idiot dropped
this on the floor?
April, what's
your aunt doing?
What she does best,
Vernon-- finding clues.
Hmm, the angle
of the bite
would indicate
the perpetrator
to be about
5'9" in height
and a sloppy eater.
Hmm, what
have we here?
Why, I do believe it's
a fragment of banana.
It--it was an accident.
I was going to put it
in the trash
when it--it squirted
out of my hand.
Cased closed,
Mr. Thompson.
Here's your idiot.
Oh, Vernon,
we're going to have
a little chitchat
about littering.
That's one interview
Vernon won't forget
for a while.
Speaking of interviews,
when do I get to meet
the legendary teenage
mutant ninja turtles?
Why, aunt aggie!
How do you know that
I know the turtles?
Elementary,
my dear April.
First, you developed a taste
for bizarre pizza toppings.
You've also become
an outspoken advocate
of turtle rights.
And now we find a bit
of slimosis sewerotta,
better known as sewer
slime, on your shoe, dear.
You got me,
aunt aggie.
Come on, let's go
see the green teens.
Ok, got the pizzas.
Now we pick up master
splinter's kimono at--
[ALARM RINGS]
The quick kimono cleaners.
Time to amscray,
Bruce.
Right behind you,
Rodney.
[ALARM RINGS]
Somebody stop them!
They've stolen
all the kimonos!
Oh, no.
They've got master
splinter's kimono.
But not for long.
Blah. Butterscotch
and onions.
Yuck.
With anchovies.
What a waste
of fantabuloso food.
I can't watch.
Uh, enough
is too much already.
Let's take a powder.
The boss is gonna
be plenty hot.
We only got
one lousy kimono.
Mega disaster, dude.
We saved all the
kimonos except one.
Right.
Master splinter's.
It is an honor
to meet the greatest
detective in the world,
miss marbles.
Oh, please,
excuse my appearance,
but my kimono
is out being cleaned.
You flatter me,
Mr. splinter.
No, not mister.
Please, just
call me master.
So, what's it like having the
world's greatest gumshoe
for an aunt?
Fascinating.
Just watch.
Hmm. A pizza crust...
Topped with a very
unhealthy combination
of chocolate fudge,
peanuts, and bean sprouts.
Funny, I thought bean
sprouts were good for you.
And, judging
from the weight
of this
dehydrated crust,
it's been lying
on the floor
for 3 whole weeks.
Wow.
That's unbelievable.
Not to mention
unsanitary.
MICHELANGELO: Hey, dudes,
big trouble in sewer city.
Master splinter,
a couple of goons
just stole your kimono.
This is most
distressing.
That kimono was my most
prized possession.
Don't sweat it, sensei.
We'll get it back...
Uh, somehow.
He's right,
and we'll do it
with a little old-fashioned
detective work.
A hot kimono?
What makes me think this is
the start of something wacky?
I told you mugs to swipe
every kimono in town.
So, how come you
only copped one?
Well, you see, boss,
there were these funny green
guys in trench coats.
I don't care about
no funny green guys.
All I care about
is kimonos.
But used kimonos
ain't worth nothing.
Yeah, what do you
want them for?
Makes no nevermind
why I want them.
You just do what I say!
And I say go back
to that kimono cleaners,
and clean it out!
You're the boss,
boss.
The puzzling thing,
of course,
is why these thieves
are stealing kimonos
in the first place?
Not much chance we'll ever
find out, aunt aggie.
Those crooks
are Miles away by--
[ALARM RINGS]
Oh, no, it's those
same green guys.
Oh, no.
It's those same crooks.
Oh, no, and we're
fresh out of pizzas!
Stop, you crummy
kimono-nappers!
They're on our tail.
Yeah? Now they're
gonna be
on their tails.
Whoa!
Ha ha ha!
Heh heh heh!
They got
away again.
But this time
they left a clue,
the oil they used to give
you turtles the slip.
I'll do the jokes,
if you don't mind.
Good thinking,
aunt aggie.
Let's get that finger
back to the lab
and analyze it.
And I'll warn
the entire city
about this
kimono crime wave.
This is April o'Neil
reporting live
from the quick
kimono cleaners,
where a vicious gang just pulled
another audacious kimono heist.
Did you hear that?
She said we was audacious.
What's that mean?
It means daring.
Shut up, you two!
I want to hear this!
A special investigation
is currently underway.
Meanwhile, all citizens
are warned
to keep a close watch
on their kimonos.
What's a special
investigation mean?
"Audacious" he knows.
"Investigation" he don't.
It means that dame
knows something!
Bring her in.
What for, boss?
Oh, just for laughs.
Sorry, guys,
analyzing this oil may be
tougher than I thought.
Leonardo here.
What's happening, April?
I've got a hot lead.
An informant says
he knows where
the stolen kimonos are.
We're going to meet him at
the warehouse on elm street.
Did you say we?
Yes. Vernon's
coming with me.
Be careful.
Yeah,
with Vernon around,
you never know
what's gonna happen.
I've tried every
test there is,
but I just can't
analyze this oil.
Perhaps I may
be of service.
Sometimes human
senses are more precise
than electronic ones.
Quite well put,
miss marbles.
If you'll permit me.
Mmm.
Just as I suspected.
Oh, yuck! How can you eat
that stuff, aunt aggie?
Yeah, it's not
even on a pizza.
This is a very rare
olive oil,
and it comes from
only one place--
the island of tortelli.
Hmm. That's
a coincidence.
The only place
in the city
where tortelli olive
oil is shipped to
is a warehouse
on elm street.
That's where April and
Vernon are headed.
And I have a feeling
it's right into a trap!
Leonardo to April.
Come in, April.
Do you read me?
April? April!
Ooh! Uh-oh.
Look at this--
April's turtle com
and Vernon's camcorder.
But no April
or Vernon.
I'm thinking that
maybe
the kimono creeps
grabbed them.
Easy, Michelangelo,
you'll strip the gears
in your brain box.
Enough speculating,
gentlemen.
If we're to locate
the villain's hideout,
we must first find
the right clue,
and I suggest
we start looking.
Ok, little lady,
sing.
Tell me all you
know about kimonos.
Never, you crook!
Uh, April,
couldn't you
maybe tell him
a little something?
Not in a million years.
Ok, lady,
you had your chance.
Now pay the penalty!
Ha ha ha!
Forget it!
Ha ha ha!
I won't talk,
you fiend!
Ha ha ha!
It's no good, boss,
she'll never break.
She's too tough.
Maybe, but this wimp
should fold fast.
Ha! No more, please!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
I'll tell you
everything!
Good. Now talk.
Ha ha ha!
Hoo hoo hoo!
Listen to
that guy laugh.
Yeah, and everybody
says the boss ain't
got no sense of humor.
Any clues,
aunt aggie?
Nothing, I'm afraid.
Not a thing.
I certainly have no idea
where those crooks have
taken April and Vernon.
Dudes, we're, like,
up the sewer
without a paddle.
Whoa. However,
if we can't find
the kimono thieves,
perhaps we can make them
find us.
Amazing. That's exactly
what I was thinking.
VERNON: Ha ha ha!
I'll talk!
I'll spill
my guts!
And in the third grade...
Ha ha ha ha!
I cheated on
an English test!
And later...Ha ha!
I cheated
on my income tax!
This is hopeless.
I'm wasting my time.
Hey, boss.
Come see this.
Great work, Vernon.
He's completely
worn down.
Oh. Me, too.
What's going on?
Just take
a gander, boss.
♪ Kimono kal,
he's your pal ♪
♪ so kimono down
to kimono kal ♪
That's right, partners.
I'm kimono kal,
and I'm your pal.
Here at the grand opening
of kal's klassy
kimono store.
Did he say kimonos?
Yes, I said kimonos,
so come on down.
If we can't make a deal,
I'll eat a silkworm.
♪ Kimono kal is your pal ♪
♪ so kimono down
to kimono kal's ♪
Did you hear that?
Get over to that joint
and clean it out.
Right, boss.
Ah. That's hard work.
You were most
convincing, Donatello.
Yeah. I'd buy a used
kimono from you any day.
Uh, about those silkworms,
could I get them
on a pizza to go?
You convinced us,
but will the crooks
buy it?
Don't worry.
They won't be able
to resist this.
There he is--
kimono kal.
White kimonos,
red kimonos,
black and blue kimonos.
You name it, I got it.
Wrong, Buster.
We got it.
And we want every kimono
in the joint right now.
Now, remember, turtles,
Donatello and I
will be following you.
Well, these are all
the kimonos I have left--
right here in this crate.
Hey, these kimonos
are heavy.
Quit griping
and get going.
Your plan's working,
aunt aggie.
Right, the rats
have taken the bait.
One and 2.
Uhh.
Ahh!
And people wonder
why I love this job.
AUNT AGGIE: The game is afoot!
After them!
Hey, boss, open up.
We got the kimonos.
It's about time
you got here.
Quick, Vernon.
The don's gone.
Let's make
a break for it!
No, thank you.
I'm staying right here.
Where don tortelli can
keep tickling your toes?
On second thought,
let's get out of here!
Wait till you
see these, boss.
Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
Green guys?
You brought me
a bunch of green guys?
The teenage mutant
ninja turtles,
to be exact.
And Agatha marbles,
detective extraordinaire,
at your service.
I don't care if it's
ninja nut cakes
and the queen of sheba,
clear out of here,
all of you.
Not until you release my
niece and her companion.
And return master
splinter's kimono.
Forget it! Don tortelli
don't return nothing,
not even library books.
Rodney, Bruce,
stomp those losers.
One stomping
coming right up.
This is gonna be
a piece of cake.
Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
I think we did
something wrong.
You don't say.
Now, don tortelli,
you're about to get
turtle waxed.
AUNT AGGIE: Oh, no,
it's April and Vernon.
They're out on the ledge.
APRIL :Vernon, are you
sure this is the way out?
Trust me, April.
I have the instincts
of a jungle cat.
DONATELLO: They have no
idea where they are.
Talk about the blindfolded
leading the blindfolded.
We'd better
follow them.
Now, come on, you bozos.
Let's blow this place.
LEONARDO: April, Vernon,
can we talk?
Who's there?
Leonardo, is that you?
I can't see.
How's this?
Oh, that's better.
And that's worse!
April, what are you
babbling about?
This.
Oh!
Look out!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Disaster city!
I can't look!
Help!
Where are they?
Well, like,
maybe we beat them down?
Right. What do you think
this is, a cartoon?
Will you guys
help us down?
This awning
broke our fall.
We're lucky that's all
that got broken.
Oh, thank goodness
you're all right.
Now,
let's get back up
to don tortelli's
penthouse
and look for clues.
DONATELLO: We gotta
find the crooks
and all those
stolen kimonos.
Especially master
splinter's kimono.
What's that,
Michelangelo?
Just some trash.
Oh, you never know.
What looks like trash
to the untrained eye
is often a vital clue.
"Shipping high
at 77"?
What does that mean?
It's nautical talk, dear.
Shipping high means
to sail at high tide.
And high tide
means the crooks
are at the harbor
right now.
Well, let's go.
What are we
waiting for?
This place
is humongous.
Like, where do
we start looking?
I suggest we start
with the freighter
docked at pier 77.
Of course.
"Shipping high
at 77."
Pier 77!
Boy, how did you
figure that out,
aunt aggie?
Elementary,
my dear Donatello.
Besides, I
saw the entire gang
standing over there.
That's the last
of them, boss.
Good. Pull up the anchor
and start the engines.
Let's shove off.
APRIL: Oh, no.
They're leaving.
LEONARDO: We've got
to stop them.
Don't worry.
We'll throw a monkey wrench
into their plans.
If she pulls one of
those out of her purse,
I'm outta here.
Turtle team one
in position.
Turtle team 2
in position.
Turtle team 3
on our way.
Look, aunt aggie.
We just found
splinter's kimono.
Hey, what are
you doing here?
I recognize those two.
It's the news dame
and that snoopy old lady.
Let's get them.
My, what
nice-looking sailors.
Let's take
their picture, April.
Good idea.
Say cheese,
you cheese balls.
Whoa. I can't see.
Me, neither.
Run for it,
aunt aggie!
Turtles, we need
your help fast!
Help is
on the way.
Have we got the hang
of these daring rescues
or what?
Quick! Into
the pizza thrower!
If this wacky invention of
Donatello's doesn't work,
we'll be a duo
of depressed dudes.
No sign of them, boss.
When I find
those 2 nosy females,
they'll be real sorry.
The turtles
had better hurry.
Turtle power!
Who said turtle power?
We did, dude.
Aah!
Help! Get me down.
Get those amphibians.
It so happens
we're reptiles.
Let's give
this guy the hook.
Aye aye, skipper.
Gangster away!
This is humiliating.
I better scram.
Wrong,
Mr. tortelli.
You're not
going anywhere.
Aah!
Your kimono-stealing
days are over.
Oh, yeah?
That's what you think.
We've got him now.
There's no way out
of that cargo hold.
Are you sure?
So long, suckers.
Quick. Into
the sewer tubes.
Cowabunga!
Ride 'em, turtles!
What the hook's
going on?
It's wipe-out time!
Whoa!
Yuck.
This is enough to make
a guy go straight.
Here it is--
Mr. splinter's kimono.
Yeah, thanks to you,
aunt aggie,
the city is once again
safe for the kimono-clad.
Tell us, tortelli,
why did you want all
those kimonos anyway?
Well, if you have to know,
there's a map woven
into one of them.
I had to grab 'em all
to find the right one.
A map? To what?
To a fabulous
buried treasure.
You mean the map on
Mr. splinter's kimono?
The one that shows
where the lost treasure
of emperor Nakamura
is buried?
Yeah, that's the one.
You know about
the treasure?
I ought to.
I led the expedition
that dug it up last year.
You already found it?
Oh, no.
Oh, yes.
It seems you went through
all this for nothing,
Mr. tortelli.
Oh, why, I ought to--
uh, tell me,
do you think
I should go back
to wearing my hair
this way?
Ah! Ah! Ah!
SPLINTER: You recovered
my precious kimono.
I cannot
thank you enough.
Don't thank us, sensei.
Thank aunt aggie.
Speaking of aunt aggie,
where did she go?
Oh, right here,
Raphael.
I've baked a very special
pizza for all of you.
Hey! Great! Fabuloso!
Yack cheese,
spinach root,
and soybean
substitute.
It's quite
nutritious.
Uh, aunt aggie,
you may be
a terrific detective,
but when it comes
to pizzas...
You don't
have a clue.
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