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Hello, unsuspecting viewers. You may call me Scire ("SIGH-REE"). That is spelled S-C-I--Why am
I telling you how to spell this?--You don't care. The reason that I address you today, is
is to tell you that you are currently watching a vlog...
That makes...
NO SENSE... AND
HAS!...
No point...
{static}
Look
there's a moat.
I am walking
in the moat.
MALLARD 3: Oh no, someone has
stolen my toilet! MALLARD 4: I don't think anyone stole it
I think it just dried up. M3: No, that's
impossible. It
was STOLEN.
And now, I shall go on a quest to find it!
I found it!
M4: That's just a puddle.
M3: What do you think my OTHER toilet was? M4: Uhmm,
a puddle?
M3: NO it was a toilet! You're right, this
isn't it!
I must find it! And
DESTROY whoever stole it!
THE SUN: Hey man what's up? I stole your toilet!" M3: What!?
ARRGGGGGHHHHHH DOG
GONE GIGGITY! SCIRE: So this is apparently what vlogs are like when I'm really bored and have NOTHING to
talk about.
Apparently, the weather wants to be echoey today. {whistles}. I don't
why sometimes it's echoey and sometimes it's not I'm not a weatherman. But it's echoey. Echoey. Echoey.
Echoey. Echoey.
Ech, o, eyyy... Echoey.
That word sounds weird the instant you say it the first time. Now it just sounds even weirder. Dishes.
Dishes.
Di...shes. Di ***.
Da ***! :D Flower. Flow--So
I have a really horrible punny joke. That
Noah and I need to include in one of our new funny videos. On our other channel, AcrossTheEchoes.
It goes like this. It's just really simple, a guy brings home some really nice plates.
GUY: Hey man look at these really awesome plates I just bought! FRIEND: Man those plates are da ***!
SCIRE: Da ***! Dishes! Get it? It's
really horrible and punny, but it's also...
No it's just horrible. But we still need to include it somewhere 'cause it's awesome. But
really just horrible.
These things are finally
beginning to flower.
Purple. Purple.
Purple. Pinkish purple. More pinkish purple.
And even more purple.
Why is everything so purple!?
Even more purple. Shh!
We're hiding.
From what, you ask?
Good question. That dead ant!
I don't know why.
What will happen next is THIS {snaps fingers}
This markerrrrh!
That is literally the easiest way to get out of planning ahead in a video,
ever.
I wish I could high five someone but there's no one around to high five.
Imaginary high five! How you doing Tom? {imaginary high five!}
He doesn't exist anymore, I literally only imagined him in that split second so I could
imaginarily high five him.
Although...
There is one thing that does still exist. This
markerrrrh!
...
Aw man, I was hoping it would fall.
What could this be!? Oh. Ugghhh.
I'm basically done 'cause I don't have anything to talk about. But I don't want to be done, 'cause
it's really nice out. It takes a minimum of like 30 minutes to edit the video and be able to upload it to YouTube
and then it takes YouTube usually like two to three HOURS to upload it, and then,
I have to edit the annotations,
and that can take a while {and I forgot to mention also editing the CC!} so if I were to end the video...
And go in and edit... I mean--I don't--I could end the video and then go in and edit later but what I'm saying is,
if i go in to edit right now, by the time I'm done editing it'll be dark out and
it won't be nice out anymore. I call this the "Ironic Bench".
'Cause sometimes, I like to sit on
this bench and eat M*D****** while, right across the street,
is a dentist's office.
So I've decided that
these videos aren't actually going to have proper endings they're just going to end abruptly. Kind of li--{abrupt end.} THANKS FOR WATCHING PLEASE COMMENT!