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Jawn: ..Shut up.
**** laugh* Guise welcome bawk!
(Reading): To get out of here, Xena must find Hades himself!
..Only he has the power to send her to the surfaceisda of the.. of.. -Yeah.
Unfortunately, each corner here is more dangerous than the last. In this neighborhood, the dead walk, and even the stone comes alive!
Yeaahh...
Brad: Yey!
Jawn: If ya don't mind, I'd rather do this level.
Brad (Like the *** he is): Okay..
Jawn (Surprised): OH!
Brad: IT'S A ZOMBIE!
Jawn: You guys are reaaaally hard to kill..
Brad: A ZOMBIE!
Brad (laughing): Ya cut their head.
Jawn: He really is hard to kill, not joking.
*multiple voices*
Jawn: I ALWAYS die on this level..
Brad: Shouldn't Zombies die without.. A head..
Jawn (interrupting like a ***): Can you ever truly kill the undead?
Brad (thinking): Erm.. No, you just banish 'em back to the original place they- they came from.
Jawn (reading): You must find the hidden switch that will release the mighty Golem..
Jawn: Brad?
Brad: Wot?
Jawn: What's Golem?
Brad: I don't flippin' know! I don't know everything!
Jawn: You should.
Brad: No.
Jawn: Oh no. Brad (Retarded pirate): OOOOOOH!
Jawn: How is she surviving that? Damn..
Jawn: What's that really piercing noise?
Brad (Cuz he's Einstein): It's Bats..
Jawn (Groaning): Agh..
Brad: You see?
Jawn: That's the sound they make?
Jawn: Ow.
Brad: Yep.
*some retarded speech from Brad I can't translate..*
Jawn (*** voice): It's the stupid bats.
*More untranslatable speech*
Jawn (surprised): OH!
Jawn: There's a Resurrection Jewel!
Brad (super high voice): There's a checkpoint!
Brad: Resurrection Jewel..
Jawn: Of course, an enemy appears right behind me..
Brad: WOW. Zomburhs! They're gonna kill yar.
Jawn: I'm not saying it was zombies, but it was zombies.
Jawn: Whoa, I got them both.
Jawn (mimicking voice): WUEEYY!
Brad (laughing): Heh.
Jawn: Okay, there was no point of doing that.
Jawn (puzzled): Umm.. Where go?
Brad: Over there. There. Over there. Over there
Jawn: Oh no, oh no.
Brad: OH MAH GAWD THERE'S FIRE.
Jawn: I'm gonna die if i'm not careful
Brad: They're trying to cook you. For KFC.
Jawn: They really are!
Jawn: Well.. This place is clearly owned by a black dude.
*Brad lawlz again*
Jawn: Yeah!
Jawn: I hate that noise. It's annoying..
Brad (Psychopathic): I love that noise. YEY! So cute.
Jawn (scared): Whoa!
Jawn: Whoa, that was close.
Brad (being a ***): It's the noise your mom makes when she's in bed.
Jawn (goofing laugh): Did ya hear that? That's creepy, man..
Brad: Hehehe..
Jawn: How many she- Ah! *quietly* Brad..
Brad: Wot?
Jawn (stupid question): How many shields do we have?
Brad: Erm.. Erm... I dunno!
Brad: Look!
*Incoherent Raging*
Jawn: GET UP THERE, GET UP THERE!
Jawn: I'm burning! Thankyou.
Brad (singing): I'm burning..