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Impala: I was getting chased one Tuesday morning when one of the cleaners had left a tree lying
around.
I suffered mild whiplash and couldn’t type for a month.
Narrator 1: Have you been hurt or injured at work?
Antelope (Narrator 2): Not your fault
Narrator 1: Ever been bitten by a crocodile?
Antelope (Narrator 2): Not your fault
Narrator 1: Ever been knocked over by the sea? Or fallen off a rhinoceros?
Antelope (Narrator 2): Not your fault
Narrator 1: Well, here at Claims on the Plains we’ve helped thousands rebuild their lives
after accidents or injury and our team of experts could do the same for you.
Seal: I was working late in the sea one night when someone had left a killer whale lying
about.
I felt humiliated.
Claims on the Plains took my case and I received a lump sum of three thousand squid, and my
dignity back.
Narrator 2: Where there’s blame on the plain, there’s a claim.
[Music ends]
Narrator 1: Terms and conditions apply. Claims on the Plains will not pursue any action against
the tiger community.
It’s just not worth it.