Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
Yep. Yep. mm-hmm. What? You feeling Alright there, Dude?
It's My girlfriend.
She Dumped Me.
I'm Sorry, man.
it's like i was trying to tell you, You gotta
kiss some Major *** in order
to Get ahead in this world.
I mean, Look at
Bolder over there.
he's German, and he just found out that his father--his great--No wait,
He just found out that his
great grandpa
was a nazi,
but did that stop him? No.
He just stuck his nose into
his hard work,
and it all paid off.
hard work?
he tripped at the Walmart.
And Everyday, He thanks God for that spill on Aisle 7. And Look at
Fixer over here.
he was born in France, But he never got to See any of
France's landmarks
such as the Eiffel Tower,
The Bastille,
Not even the Arc De Triomphe,
but did that stop him? No.
he just kept his nose in His Hard Work and it all paid off.
And He also tripped at the Walmart.
Yeah,
but that's where I
met my wife. You know, Now that I think about it, It was
three years ago today, so
today is our
three-year anniversary.
Well, Just hope to god we get back.
So, you might be able to
celebrate your anniversary with her.
you Know what?
i feel a lot better?
Baptiste?
you alright?
you guys are so lucky. I don't have a
family,
friends,
Not even a wife. hell,
I even live in a Storage Unit.
I'm Just so lonely, man.
you know something, Baptiste?
there's gotta be someone in this world for you.
Even if there wasn't,
they know there's gotta somebody out there for them. So,
you'll know
when it's them by the feeling. Say,
Where did your family come from, Anyway?
Greece.
what's your point?
yeah, Greece is a pretty lonely country.
Trust me, I've been there a Couple times and
things look pretty deadbeat.
But I've could've sworn I was
an American.
An All-American American.
Look, man, not
everyone in this unit is American. I mean,
Look at Fixer.
He's French,
Bolder Over There Is German.
Even Spade over there is British.
so it doesn't matter where you
come from or what
Nationality you are,
It just matters that
you're surrounded by
Friends that
always care about you.
Thanks, Rucker.
I feel a lot better now.
I would Take a Bullet for you any day. Hmm, Bullet, Bullet...
Oh My god, I'm Late.
Late for What?
I was supposed to test
some kind of
new experimental Bullet, and I'm
late.
We're gonna have to continue this discussion later!
What was that all about? There you are.
I thought you got lost.
yeah, sorry to
keep you waiting. It doesn't Matter.
Let's Get to work. well,
Here you go.
A H.O.L.E.-Puncher.
you gave me
a H.O.L.E.-Puncher?
This Ain't your average H.O.L.E.-Puncher. I mean,
Give it a shot.
You'll never know what would happen.
You might wanna correct your Stance. (***) Dang!
The Recoil on
This thing is Terrible.
That's because of the Rounds.
Rucker,
the H.O.L.E-Puncher
now takes 50 Calibers. Really?
Man, have I been using mine Wrong.
How much?
It ain't for Sale. C'mon,
Dude, I've got to have it. Oh, okay.
Just Because I like you.
Thanks.
Rucker, We heard Gunshots! Is everything
ok?
Baptiste,
That was me. Oooooh, right.
Well, Rucker,
you can keep it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! FOLLOW ME!!
Who could've done this?
What
could've done this? I have
No Clue?
Whatever it is,
This ain't Natural.
Now what do we do?
we would get an interview from the victim, but he's dead.
Now, what do we do?
I have no clue, Baptiste. I have no clue.
But whatever it was, It's still out there.
We've gotta Alert the base. What is it, Doc?
Words can't describe what I'm seeing here, but
it's got to be the most
Gnarliest case of
human dissection I ever saw. who or
whatever done this to him
Must have been a pro in the
Medical field. Either that
Or a disgruntled scientist.
Whatever fits the case.
Well whoever it was,
His Victim's dead now. Apparently not only he
dissected them, but
apparently he had
a Degree in Taxidermy.
he's been Stuffed. well, apparently not all the way
Stuffed. 'Cause he's
still able to move.
(Smoke On The Water Still Playing)
Lyrics: We All
Came out to Montreux,
On the
The Lake Geneva Shoreline. To Make records with a
Mobile, We didn't have much time.
Frank Zappa and the Mothers, were at the place
around. But some Stupid with a Flare-gun Burned the place to the ground. Smoke on the water, A fire in the Sky.
Smoke on the
Water.
Alright, Does Everybody remember the plan?
If I see anything move,
I'll provide Covering fire.
I'll Provide sniper fire from the roof.
Me and Baptiste will
Provide Covering Fire. And if he
Gets through, I'll lay a bomb in his path set for 10 seconds.
You guys ready? Here he Comes.
Die. EAGLE-EYE, GET GOING!
You are doomed to
Challenge Me.
Let's hope your
Fists Can move as
you tongue. (later) Yep. Yep. Yep. mm-hmm. Yep. What are you Doing over there? I'm Looking for some files on
sataninskiy...
the satanic taxidermist. But, So far, there ain't anything under
SA.
Oh yeah, The Superstitious Base Captain Moved it.
it's Now
Under ST. ST, ST, Oh, there you are. Thanks, Bolder.
Don't Mention it.
Now, if I can Decipher this disk, maybe
We could have an edge at
how to Kill him and maybe how he got this way.
i'll be at the base's Library if you need me.
Jesus,
You started off as a
Cold Gunman, and now you're nothing
But a bookworm.
The Story of the Satanic--
Satanic Taxidermist,
otherwise known as
Sergei
Dmitrovich. Long After World War 2, I was The Most Loved Taxidermist in All of Russia. I never had A single disappointed
Customer, and the Customer always got what they wanted after they left
The Shop. Of Course, That was before I met
The wizard. He didn't appreciate my talents, so
as a Punishment, He cursed me, Turning me into
A Monster.
The Wizard Said that only a blow and a death brought to me by a warrior of Pure heart
Could Break the Spell.
But I wasn't about to Die.
I Traveled to Japan, Confronted
The Wizard,
And Killed him.
I thought my curse would be
Lifted.
I was wrong. NOOOOOOOOOOO! Outraged, I slaughtered Most
of the world, Including my former customers.
Until A man,
Pure of Heart,
Confronted me,
And Banished me to the deepest
crevasses of Okhotsk.
I sat there,
Frozen in time, Until
HE
rescued me, Arturo
Zorin. He said he would help me Lift the curse if I helped him
Defeat his foes. And that was
When My Journey Began. (Later) I Can't believe it. After all these years, and he's back.
So,
It was you who
Put him in his Icy prison. yeah,
The wizard
Who made him look like that, he promised
to Show me the right path and gave me Immortality. But...He...He's mad. Because of me.
Yeah, I had a look at that disk.
It said that
only a warrior of pure heart
Could lift
Dmitrovich's
Curse.
Yeah, but
Since the wizard was killed,
all my years,
if i can't fight him,
All my years will be
coming back at me at once,
Turning me into dust.
But that doesn't mean
There ain't any hope.
he said I could pass my ways to anyone at any given time which means--
You'll find him when he's sleeping
And when the Daylight fades, you'll not rest until the Satanic Taxidermist
Is free. go, free him.
I need to rest.
Most of the Corps are dead, Zorin.
Soon, I'll be free.
Not Yet, Sergei.
There is
Another Wizard. What?!?!
It ain't that
Warrior
Who put me in my prison, Isn't it. It was, but he
Passed on his talent's. Rucker is the
new Target. Not if I have anything to Say about it. Boy, Don't you Realize
How Small you are to me now!
(***)!
OW!
stay here and
Rest, Sergei.
I will Stop Him. Zorin,
Sergei Must be free. You Will not lay a hand on him. I'm-- I'm Free
(One Wing In The Fire-Trent Tomlinson)
(One Wing In The Fire-Trent Tomlinson)
(One Wing In The Fire-Trent Tomlinson)
(One Wing In The Fire-Trent Tomlinson)
(One Wing In The Fire-Trent Tomlinson)
(One Wing In The Fire-Trent Tomlinson)
(One Wing In The Fire-Trent Tomlinson)
(One Wing In The Fire-Trent Tomlinson)
(One Wing In The Fire-Trent Tomlinson)
(One Wing In The Fire-Trent Tomlinson)
(One Wing In The Fire-Trent Tomlinson)
(One Wing In The Fire-Trent Tomlinson)
(One Wing In The Fire-Trent Tomlinson)
(One Wing In The Fire-Trent Tomlinson)
(One Wing In The Fire-Trent Tomlinson)
(One Wing In The Fire-Trent Tomlinson)
(One Wing In The Fire-Trent Tomlinson)
(One Wing In The Fire-Trent Tomlinson)
(One Wing In The Fire-Trent Tomlinson)
(One Wing In The Fire-Trent Tomlinson)