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ONLY WAY TO SETTLE THINGS IS TO
GET THE VERDICT IN COURT.
REAL PEOPLE
REAL CASES
REAL STUPID.
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COURTROOM OF JUDGE JERRY.
[IN THE STYLE OF JERRY LEWIS]
YOUR HONOR, HE SOLD MY CAR.
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YOUR CAR.
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HE SPOILED YOUR SCARF.
HE SOLD MY CAR!
HOITEN ZOITEN AH
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GAVEL. I SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED
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CHAMBERS. I GOT TO GO POTTY!
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GIVE YOU THE MONEY BACK. I
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THOSE NUMBERS, OH YES!
[APPLAUSE]
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JURY, THIS IS TRIAL BY JERRY.
THIS PROMO IS ADJOURNED.
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