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As you hulkies probably know,
it's snowing outside.
We got a winter wonderland
in vista verde,
Japan, london,
everywhere in fact.
Did I mention it's July?
Yeah, this is probably
not a good thing.
(thud)
Whoa.
Shulkie!
We're hitting serious
wind shear.
I'll try to get us
above the clouds.
(grunts)
(engine roars)
Try harder.
A-bomb, tell red to shut it.
(sighs) red, hulk says
that you should shut it.
Yeah? Well, a-bomb,
You can tell green
beans to make me.
(groans)
So red and hulk are
ticked at each other.
I don't know why, but I'm
sure red started it.
He usually does.
(grunts)
(alarm wailing)
Losing altitude.
Too much snow and ice
built up on the wings.
Hulk: Jen, we
have incoming!
A-bomb: It's
a giant hail storm.
Taking evasive action.
We're hit!
Am I crazy, or does that
ice cube have a guy in it?
That's no guy.
That's the prince
of asgard, thor!
He's been
frozen solid.
Gotta do something.
Jen?
I'll get as close
as I can.
But what are we
gonna do then?
We're gonna do this!
(grunting)
Thor, wake up!
Thor! Thor! Thor!
Ugh.
Hulk? Where am I?
Never mind.
Just make with your
hammer-spin-fly-away thing.
Thor: Hang on.
Ha.
Together
on another adventure,
Narrowly avoiding
doom as always.
Reminds me of that time
you and I
Yeah, yeah.
How did you end up
in a block of ice?
I was pursuing
frost giants
through a portal
When I was frozen.
If I landed here,
It means their portal
leads to earth,
And the frost giants
are coming.
Red: You crashed us
into the middle of
downtown winter, shulkie.
I hate the cold too.
(glass breaks)
You know, I live
in warm places
To get away
from this stuff.
The other avengers are dealing
with this mess elsewhere.
So what do your
ice cube pals want?
To take over the nine realms,
beginning with earth.
But we will face
the sons of jotunheim
with fury.
But beware of the horror
the frost giants bring.
Their footprints
are canyons,
Their fists are mountains,
And their icy gaze alone
will freeze a man's soul.
Yeah, that's thor,
always laying on the big talk.
Where he sees foes
from legends,
I see walking icebergs
that need smashing.
All that manliness.
I don't know
if I'm supposed
to swoon or barf.
You have to be
a little impressed.
This guy is
the prince of asgard.
Goldilocks.
Thinks he's so tough,
Tossing around
his hunk of metal.
You jest, but they
threaten to freeze
Every ocean, land,
and living thing
on this planet.
Now let us take
the fight to them.
(a-bomb whoops)
Rick, how'd you talk me
into using these things?
Rocket boards are the right
tool for the job, big guy,
Not to mention
they are rocket boards!
I just wanna know
where the heater is
on this thing.
Huh?
What?
It's cold.
I'm a california girl.
Born and raised.
I don't do cold.
I admire your warrior spirit
and your manly hair.
What is your name?
I am skaar.
Ah.
A warrior's name
if ever I heard one.
I like it.
A-bomb, tell hulk
to get his ugly green butt
out of my way.
Ugh.
Hulk, red says
to tell you
To get your ugly green
butt out of his way.
Really we're
doing this?
You tell red that I'm
trying to stay as far
away from him as I can.
They always like this?
Mmm.
Not this bad.
Ah.
Family issues.
I understand those well.
I do not know
why you squabble,
But put your differences
aside for the good of all.
Hulk: Tell that to sour ***.
Red: I heard that.
A-bomb: Talk about
your climate change.
The frost giants bring a cold
this world has never known.
They will pave the way
for their invasion
on an ocean of ice.
There.
Our enemy awaits us.
Laufey, king of
the frost giants.
Fools.
Aww, my board.
Let's go crush some ice.
Laufey: Follow if you dare.
A-bomb: Oh,
where'd he go?
Thor: Beware.
The frost kind
are a treacherous lot.
They're trying
to lure us in.
It's a good plan.
(rumbling)
wait!
Um, hulk, maybe
we should move.
(all scream)
(groans)
(groans)
Douse the light,
you one-eyed coffee pot.
(groans)
A-bomb, tell hulk
this is all his fault.
You warned him
the ice was falling.
A-bomb, tell red
if he doesn't like it,
He can heat up faster
and melt his cry-baby self
out of there.
Red, hulk said
Ugh.
Stop.
It's cold enough
in here already
Without you two giving
each other the cold shoulder.
Oh, cold shoulder?
Really? That's
You're bundled up
from head to toe.
How can you possibly
still whine about the cold?
Ah.
I'm indestructible,
But somehow I still
get chapped lips.
(penguins chittering)
Well, I'm guessing
the frost giants
Brought us inside
their ice mountain.
(rumbling)
Mmm?
You guess correctly.
Laufey.
What do you
want from us?
Tell me, thunder god,
When I have frozen
your beloved earth,
Will you accept
that you are to blame?
Uh, thor?
What the heck's
he talking about?
Laufey: The icy revenge
I planned for his home
of asgard
Even now I unleash upon
your once warm green realm,
You mortal monster.
Thor: Earth is innocent.
Your quarrel is with me.
Wait a minute.
He attacked earth
'cause of a grudge
between you two?
Yeah, whatever happened to
"put your differences aside"?
I can't help it
if he's evil.
Evil or not, your
fates are sealed.
As is the fate
of human kind.
I could never understand
what you saw in mortals.
They're so weak,
so easily frozen.
Even your monstrous hulks
walked right into my trap.
They're no better
than ogres.
Well, you were
trying to trick us.
We were just trying
to make you feel smart.
Right, jen?
(groans) sooner we
get this over with,
Sooner I get my jacket back.
(grunts)
You're going down, snowman!
Thor: Mortals or monsters,
These are the strongest
beings on earth.
(grumbles)
this is not over.
He's getting away.
Skaar slash icicle man.
Great.
My jacket
is soaked.
Someone tall
and frosty is toast.
(rumbling)
Thor: What witchery is this?
An ice serpent!
(roars)
(grunts)
(yelling)
Hey, my barbarian friend,
Only I am worthy
to wield mjolnir.
Incoming!
A-bomb, tell jade jaws
that I don't need him
trying to help me.
Hulk, red says
A-bomb, I'm busy.
I don't care what
red says right now.
(growling)
At least all this exercise
is keeping me warm.
Hulks, be wary,
we enter laufey's lair.
A-bomb: Whoa!
It's the most awesome
snow cone machine ever!
There's big,
ugly cold man.
That geyser is the
source of the cold.
Find something to plug it.
My frost creatures, attack!
(hissing)
Red, how about
closing the barn doors
on these creeps?
With pleasure, shulkie.
Fire in the hole!
(grunts)
(shrieks)
Aww.
Where you running?
Home to momma?
Gonna hide in your fridge?
Actually your mom
probably is a fridge.
Hulk: Watch out!
Thanks, big guy.
I owe you one.
Okay, then.
Tell red he needs
a better deodorant.
I can smell him from here.
Hey! A-bomb, tell hulk
that he better watch it
Or I'm gonna smack
the green out of him!
Oh, come on.
How long do you
expect me to do this?
Can't you just rage text
each other or something.
Yo, hulk, red says
Hmm? Hmm.
He's super sorry.
He wants to be friends.
Hulk says he feels
terrible about the way
he's been acting.
He wants to
apologize to you.
Both: What?
Mind your own business!
(groans)
(growls)
(ground rumbles)
Something is amiss.
You and your monsters
think you've won, thor.
But you've already lost.
With my defeat,
you have awoken
he who slumbers.
What kind of ice
volcano is this?
This is no mere volcano.
(all scream)
Yeah, putting my
jacket back on.
(creature roars)
The asgardian
keeper of winter.
Centuries ago,
my father, odin,
trapped and banished him.
His mouth is a portal
to jotunheim,
realm of the frost giants.
And through it,
ymir will bring to earth
an endless age of ice.
(roaring)
(roars)
(growls)
(ymir roars)
So that's ymir.
(roars)
Somehow laufey
is controlling him.
I freed ymir from
your father's imprisonment.
In exchange,
he will turn earth
into a frozen waste
And crush anyone
who stands in the way.
(roars)
Destroy them!
(grunts)
(roars)
So do we have a plan to fight
a thousand foot snowman?
We only have
the one plan.
Smash!
(grunts)
Let's crush
some ice!
(growls)
I will bring down
thunder and lighting
To send you back
into the ground
where you belong.
(grunts)
(growls) skaar help
hammer man.
(roars)
(strains)
(grunts)
(roars)
Skaar!
(roars)
Our brave
friend is alive.
Frozen from the inside
out but alive.
Be careful,
if you're frozen
and get shattered,
Then you're done.
Green said
that if we're shattered
I heard him.
Now, crush them.
(roars)
(strains)
(grunts)
Our only chance is
to breach ymir's shell.
It seems nigh
invulnerable, but there
must be a soft spot.
The soft spot is
the brains of
the operation.
We'll keep the
big guy occupied.
Go hammer the
ice cream man.
Laufey, face me!
Asgard will pay
for what you've done
to the frost giants.
(both grunting)
Fool! You will not deny
us our vengeance!
(grunts)
Revenge is only an excuse.
Your goal is to conquer
the nine realms.
And conquer I will.
With every passing moment,
this world grows colder.
And my power
grows with it!
(strains)
(screams)
Thor!
(grunts)
Skaar's sword.
A-bomb,
smash ball special.
On my way.
A-bomb's away!
Ka-***!
Focus your attacks there.
Let's hope skaar found
our soft spot.
(roars)
Your turn, shulkie!
We'll cover you.
(strains)
Stupid ice maker,
in case you haven't heard,
I hate the cold!
(ymir roars)
Red: A-bomb, you tell that
green klutz to stay
out of my way.
A-bomb, tell that red dunce
to get out of my way.
(both grunt)
One at a time,
I can't understand!
(roars)
a-bomb, look out!
Move!
(both grunt)
Jones, I said
tell hulk that
Rick? Jen?
(roars)
This is all your fault!
Me? It's all your fault!
Whose fault is it really?
(sighs) we're
both to blame.
And unless you and me
get over this grudge,
We're gonna have
front row seats to
the end of the world.
So that's your apology?
(scoffs)
You really steam me.
I'm getting a-bomb's
flamethrower.
What's this?
Your crimson brother's fury
can indeed melt ice.
Yeah, the angrier red
gets, the hotter he
Hey, red!
What was that for? Ow!
That's the rest of my apology.
Have you lost your
gamma-radiated mind?
And I'd like to
apologize as well.
(grunts)
Red: What is the matter
with you creeps?
I'm on your side,
you filthy
(grunting)
(growling)
(roars)
I think perhaps
he's hot enough.
Hot enough for what?
I'll explain later.
After you cool off.
I hate you!
Thor: His armor
has broken!
It cannot be.
Mortals often find a way.
(grunts)
(screams)
Thor: You have
no place here
on earth, ymir.
This ends now!
(roars)
(grunts)
(screams)
The portal leads to the frost
giant's home of jotunheim.
We can take
the fight to them.
They've had enough.
Let it go.
A-bomb: Now this is
the kind of global
warming I like to see.
Tokyo is toasty,
london is drying out,
And even vista verde
is heating up.
My online feed says
the sun is shining
all over the word!
We did it, guys!
Indeed, and I
too am deeply
in your debt.
Don't mention
it, buddy.
We're the hulks,
it's what we do.
Skaar like fighting
with hammer man.
The feeling is mutual,
friend skaar.
Heimdall, open
the bridge.
Oh, hey, thor.
Almost forgot something.
Yes, what is it?
Apology accept!
(laughs) well played,
red giant!
(growls)
What? I owed him that.
He started it,
I finished it.
No grudge.
We could've asked thor
for a lift home.
(sighs) no big deal.
This thing will float back
to civilization at some point.
In the meantime,
the weather's warm.
Just the way I like it.
(moans)
We good now?
Long as you
quit waking me.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
This whole grudge
This whole thing between
you was over sleep?
Red: Yeah, this big green
knucklehead stomps
around all night
Keeping me awake.
I'm on military time.
I rise and shine
at the crack of dawn.
(bugle plays)
One-hey! Two-hey!
Three-hey!
Oh! Sick him, devil!
(devil roars)
Hey
No, no, no.
Whoa, devil, no, no!
Yeah, I know, you wake me up
early every morning.
I stay up late
because you used to
chase me around all day.
(growls)
You know what,
forget it.
What's done is done.
I'm letting it go.
So that's your apology.
Grudges only make
things worse.
Reminds me
of the old saying
Red: Think fast!
I'm gonna smash the stuffing
out of that big, red turkey!
(roars)