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Do you know that kind of boy what never took a bad mark? The kind of boy who doesn't know what a suspension is?
The one who is always been perfect? Well, this is me: Alex.
And he's my principal. Maybe you're wondering why he's moving this strange way: you'll never believe itÉ
Everything began on a Tuesday morning...
-Hey you! What the *** are you doing?!
"Everything goes wrong, at the same time."
-Oh man, they can't punish me! It wasn't my fault! I can't believe it happened to me!..
- When will we remove all the gums that we put under the teaching post? We should have done it today!
- I don't know BobÉI don't know!
-Everything happens to us...
-Don't worry dude, you will get over it.
- Someone stole my scooter! I'm having a *** of a day!
Bob and I decided to have a walk and drink a coffee at Spaten. It was a really strange dayÉ
- Do you know why there are 12 hours? I mean, are these for the night or for the day?
-Yuck! Bob, can you give me something to clean the shoe?
- Of course!
-Come on...
- Bob! This was my science project!! Pay more attention!!!
-Come on dudeÉI'm sorryÉLet's goÉ
- I burned myself whit coffee too! I had better stay at homeÉ!
- With which foot did you get up this morning? Maybe with the left one. So what people say about waking up with the wrong foot, it's true.
- Why is the left one the wrong foot?
- Yo Jim! Aaaaaargh to you too!
While Bob and I were talking, I'd never imagine that the day should be worst.
In fact, Sophie, my girlfriend, was approaching to us and i read on her face that she wasn't so happy.
- I always knew there was something between you and this ***!
- No Sophie, no! It's not true!
- Seriously? What about the message you sent me that was for her?
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and in confusion I sent the message to Dophie and not to Kate, who was my lover.
- No Sophie, I can explain everything! It's not as it seems!
- Yes, you're right: you didn't seem an ***!
-...***
- What a *** of a dayÉCome on Bob, let's go.
- He's the damned thief!
- Are they talking to me?
- I don't know butÉ Let's run away!
- Oh manÉI don't run so much since that time with the jinx ***.
-Heeeeey! Everything happens to you, right?
- Who are you?! How do you know that?!
- It's Murphy's law: everything goes wrong in this world. This is for you, it will be useful if you wanna survive.
- Yeah...Uhm...Thank you!
- Do you think it's about Eddie Murphy?
- I don't know Bob...I don't know.