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♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
♪ they're the world's most
fearsome fighting team ♪
We're really hip.
♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪
♪ and they're green ♪
Hey, get a grip.
♪ When the evil shredder
attacks ♪
♪ these turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪
He's a radical rat.
♪ Leonardo leads,
Donatello does machines ♪
That's a fact, Jack.
♪ Raphael is cool
but rude ♪
♪ Michelangelo
is a party dude ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell ♪
♪ turtle power ♪
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Oh, look at that
beautiful moon.
Oh, just made
for romance.
Irma, quit mooning
about romance.
We've got
a newscast to do.
You should pick
on Irma, Mr. Thompson.
Every woman in town
feels the way Irma does.
Hmm. Every woman
in town, huh?
I smell ratings.
Perfume, flowers,
long moonlit walks--
that's it!
We'll do a series
of live reports
on romance from all
over the city.
Well, April, finally
a milksop story
you're qualified
to cover.
I'm glad you
agree, Vernon,
'cause you'll be
her cameraman.
Oh, great.
Oh, please,
Mr. Thompson,
why can't I do a story
on all the crazy crimes
that happen when
there's a full moon?
Because
I want romance!
Take a number
and get in line.
[HOWL]
All right!
Way to go,
wolfman.
That is one
hairy dude.
What do you expect?
The poor slob is half-human
and half-animal.
What am I saying?
Remember, join us for a
special channel 6 series
on romance
under a full moon.
Come on!
Boo!
Boo!
How bogus, dude.
Some people just
have no taste.
Shredder,
I need you!
That's what I keep trying
to tell you, krang.
Aww, I see you're
wearing your best suit.
What's the occasion?
You'll see.
A demonstration, please.
Ohh!
I prefer to see
the agony
on the faces
of my enemies
as I destroy them.
What?
I am lotus,
ninja warrior!
Ahh, boss,
he's a dame!
Lotus is
your replacement.
A female ninja?
Why not?
I'm an equal
opportunity tyrant.
No mere slip
of a girl
can replace me.
I challenge you
to a ninja contest!
Your challenge
is accepted.
Whoa...Ooh!
Bravo, lotus!
I'd applaud,
if I had hands.
You'll regret that.
Ah, ah. The ninja who
loses his temper,
loses the battle.
And you are about to lose
your pretty little head.
Aah!
[CRASH]
Hey,
no ninja ***
can do that
to our boss.
Yeah, we'll
fix her wagon.
Whoa!
[CRASH]
Well, at least
after we fix her wagon,
we'll have plenty of oil
to grease it with.
Well, shredder,
had enough proof?
I'm going, krang,
but hear me well.
The day will come
when you'll beg me
to return.
Excellent,
my dear lotus!
I can't wait to see
what you have in store
for the turtles.
A more tragic fate,
I assure you.
Just remember
our bargain.
Yes, yes,
100 pounds of gold.
But for that price,
I want to personally
witness their end.
I am coming to the
surface with you!
Uh, where to
now, boss?
To find the turtles
before lotus does.
I'll show krang I'm
not to be sneezed at!
Ah...Ah...
Ah-choo!
Whoa! Wherever you
boys came from,
you must not have
been too popular.
We want a room
with a bath.
Well, I can see
you already brought
your own
feather beds.
One room
and no wisecracks.
Oh, yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Now, the first
in April O'Neill's
reports on romance
under a full moon.
There's nothing like
the right fragrance
to set the stage
for romance.
That's why we're here at
the olaf perfume factory
to ask monsieur olaf
how he develops
his romantic
fragrances.
Oh, it is highly,
um, how you say,
top secret,
mademoiselle.
Behind that door
we have a scent analyzer
that can sniff out
any fragrance.
An armed guard?
Oui, we have 2 more
on the other side--
hyah!
[SCREAMS]
Aah!
These perfume makers
play too rough for me!
Gang way!
Mon dieu!
The scent analyzer!
Just as I feared.
It is gone!
But there's something
left in it's place.
A lotus blossom?
What can it mean?
Yeah, we at aqualand,
hope you enjoyed
meeting these gentle
creatures of the sea.
And that concludes
our giant
sea turtle show
for this evening.
You are Dr. gillman,
the marine biologist?
Yeah, I have
that pleasure.
I wonder if I might
speak to you alone?
I'm sorry, miss, it's closing
time and I'm all tied up.
You could not
be more right!
What on earth...
You have analyzed the
genetic code of turtles.
I need that code!
Yeah? And what will
you do if I should refuse?
This--hyah!
Yeah. Just curious.
It's in the red folder.
Whoever stole olaf's
scent analyzer
left this lotus blossom.
And now the woman
who stole
Dr. gillman's genetic
formula left one, too!
There's must be some
connection, but what?
Sounds to me like
some flipped out florist.
I would not be
too certain.
This appears
to be the work
of a superior mind.
First we take the genetic
code for turtles,
install it into
the scent analyzer,
which is programmed
to seek out turtles.
The bigger they are,
the easier to find!
Hmm, you have a flair
for the scientific.
I believe we will make
an undefeatable team!
The turtles
lair is that way!
Well, guys,
I've got to do
another romance report
in 15 minutes.
Permit me, April.
This lotus reminds me
of someone I heard about
years ago in Japan.
A young girl,
10-years-old,
of amazing skill who
wished to become a ninja.
But soon she surpassed
all the masters
who tried to
instruct her.
Even at that tender age,
no man could
match her skill.
Wow! That was a great
flashback, master splinter.
So who was
that girl?
Her name was--
[CRASH]
Her name is lotus!
Foot soldiers,
seize him!
Aah!
They stun-gunned
master splinter!
Low blow, dudes.
Let's teach them
some turtle manners.
Mr. Thompson,
the ratings show
a 5-point jump
since April's first
romance report.
I knew it would
get big numbers!
There are a lot of romantic
females out there.
In fact, April's
next report
is due on right now.
I can't pass up
this story!
Go now!
And now we go live
to April O'Neill
for a report
on romance.
Cowabunga!
What kind of romance
is this?
Looks like my last
blind date.
Only that guy's
a better dancer...
What is going on?
And I guess we gave those
foot soldiers the boot.
Hold on. Where's
master splinter?
Bummer, dudes.
They got him.
Come on,
let's go!
Not so fast, green one.
First you must
get past lotus.
She's magnificent!
Lotus, I don't want
to fight you.
Then you had
better surrender!
Ahh, no way, lady!
Ah, nice costumes,
gentlemen.
Better than those
chicken suits
you arrived in.
Quiet, you idiot.
Ooh, look, boss.
It's that
turtle Leonardo.
And that
lotus ***.
Ahh, you try
my patience, reptile!
Wow, you're good!
You're not bad yourself.
Ugh!
Cream her,
shell head!
Ahh, take them
apart, lotus.
Someone trash someone.
Go!
Go !
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Um, gentlemen,
I'm afraid this
is a bit
too stimulating.
[SCREAMS]
Ok.
Look, why don't you
just give up
so we can
catch our breath?
I'm not...
A bit tired.
All right then,
I give up.
Ahh!
I accept
your surrender.
Hey, uh!
Sayonara for now.
Our viewers are
really upset.
They think we cancelled
the romance report
for some corny
ninja movie.
That does it!
Cut off April's feed.
Ah, thank goodness!
I'm safe at last.
Not yet
you aren't.
What happened to the
romantic perfumes report?
It's too dangerous.
I left April to do it.
I'm giving you
another chance.
Find the nearest florist
and do a report
on the romance
of roses.
Uh, but, but, oh!
Now, hurry.
You're on in exactly
6 minutes.
Did you find
splinter?
Major wipe out,
babe. Not a trace.
Hey, what's
with Leonardo?
Lotus' suckered him
with a trick sword.
It knocked
him silly.
Why, that lowdown,
double-dealing cheater!
No, no!
She's cunning.
She's treacherous.
Ah, she's wonderful!
Why, Leonardo,
under that tough shell
beats the heart
of a true romantic.
Swell. Would you kindly
tell Romeo that
Juliet's goons just
kidnapped our sensei?
Master splinter?
What are we waiting?
Let's rescue him!
MR. THOMPSON: April, wherever
you are, get over to aqualand
and start doing
your next romance report.
Aqualand?
All right,
Mr. Thompson.
A flower shop.
I've got to find
a flower shop.
And now, here's
Vernon fenwick
with the channel 6
special report
on the romance of roses.
Oh, no!
That's me!
Thank heavens.
I'm here at this quaint little
flower stand in little Tokyo
with the most
romantic roses.
Oh, so sorry.
No roses.
Only lotus blossoms!
A beautiful lady
who live upstairs
buys them all the time.
Lotus blossoms?
So that's her hide out!
And in 5 minutes,
April O'Neill reports
from romantic aqualand.
Come with me.
We're going to aqualand.
We're going to lead
the turtles
back to lotus.
We're helping
the turtles?
Ain't nothing
sacred no more?
It's so they can finish
each other off.
This is April O'Neill
here on the romantic
ocean view walk
at aqualand.
Finally, a report
on romance.
The perfect spot
to hold hands
and gaze at the moon
with someone you--
[CRASH]
[SCREAMS]
Oh, my goodness!
Aah!
Lotus could have taken
master splinter anywhere.
It like looking for a
needle in a haystack.
Hey, dudes,
check out the tube.
The scene here at aqualand
is one of total destruction.
No wonder.
It's bebop
and rock steady.
Donatello,
head for aqualand!
The turtles!
I knew this would
bring them.
Don't lose him,
Donatello.
Assignment completed.
The gold, please.
Not yet.
I still don't
have the turtles.
[CAR APPROACHES]
The turtles!
How did they
find us?
What difference
does it make?
Bring the rodent here.
It's master splinter!
Stop right
there, turtles.
One more step
and I make this rat
go splat!
Surrender your weapons
or this rat goes flat!
Those scuzz buckets
have got splinter.
Do as he says.
Cool it, dudes.
We're dropping them.
I'll try to slip in
the back way.
Can you stall krang?
Can turtles
break dance?
Looks like they're
going to rumble,
huh, boss?
Yes. And no
matter who loses,
it'll be
someone I hate.
Get in, April.
Bern says you've got
one last chance
to do that segment
on romance.
After that
incredible footage?
Mutants trashing
an amusement park
is not bern Thompson's
idea of romance.
How am I going
to find a florist
on such short notice?
I know
just the place.
Welcome, Leonardo.
I hope you
are well rested
after our last
battle?
Ahh, I had
a pleasant nap,
thanks to that
trick sword of yours.
Ahh, I had no choice.
You are most skillful.
As a team, you and I
would be unbeatable!
Except I battle
for the cause of good.
For you, Leonardo,
I would
give up crime.
Join me and together we
will be ninjas for hire!
Enough stalling.
Seize them!
Ah, what a letdown.
All those weapons
and no fighting.
Ohh, looks like
this lotus is
your replacement
for good.
Ha, not quite.
I've a few tricks
left up my sleeve.
Ohh, ohh,
can I see?
If I join you,
will you help me
rescue my master?
I can not!
I'm being paid
to kidnap splinter.
After all,
I'm a professional.
And I can't be a
traitor to a friend.
Ahh,
then be destroyed
with him!
Ooh!
I'm sorry,
Leonardo.
It would never
work out between us.
You do not respect
my career.
Where am I?
Right where I want you,
you mutant maggot.
My job
is done, krang.
Now, pay me!
Not so fast,
you traitor!
Who dares
call me traitor?
We didn't
say nothing.
He said it.
Shredder,
you has-been.
What are you
doing here?
Saving you from
your own folly, krang.
She led the turtles
here on purpose.
Liar!
You betrayed krang
because of your feelings
for this turtle.
For this treachery
I paid you
100 pounds of gold?
I never
betrayed you.
My feeling have nothing
to do with our bargain.
Deals off.
Lose the gold.
So be it!
Hyah!
Hey,
the rat was
playing possum!
Stop him!
Dig it, dudes.
Here's a few weapons
we forgot to lay down.
You forgot
to search them.
How amateurish.
Amateurish, am I?
Hyah! Hyah!
This is
April O'Neill,
in her ongoing search
for love and romance.
[CRASH]
Aah!
Mama!
Hello, bern,
get ready
for that report
on roses you wanted.
Ow!
I don't believe it.
For once April is actually
going to follow orders.
So how long
have you been
selling roses
at this stand?
No, no roses,
I tell you.
Only lotuses.
[RING]
Channel 6.
How can I help you?
Mr. Thompson, the
viewers are going wild!
I know.
They hate
monster movies.
No,
they absolutely love
all the craziness.
They want
to see more.
That's it!
Our new on-location series.
Oh, this week, April O'Neill
reports on full moon madness!
It'll be a smash!
Hey guys,
where you going?
Uh-oh. Whoa!
Shredder, fancy
seeing you here.
Surely you're not
leaving without me?
Don't worry,
I'll write you a nice
poison-pen letter.
Please,
I'll do anything.
Just take me
with you.
Do you promise never
to insult me again?
Oh, I promise. Now
get me out of here,
you tin-faced moron.
Hey, boss,
wait for us!
No, you cretins,
wait till
I get down first.
Lotus, with your
great ninja skills,
you'd be a powerful
force for good.
Yes, why don't you stay
and work with us?
Sorry, turtles.
But there's not much
gold in goodness.
Till we
meet again...
Sayonara!
Like, lighten
up, dude.
You'll see
her again.
Ahh, no,
I don't think
I will, Michelangelo.
Hey, who sent us
a pizza?
I don't know, but we
should tip the kid.
Hmm, most strange.
Way weird.
What kind of bogus
topping is this?
You need "flower"
to make a pizza,
but this
is ridiculous.
Maybe someday,
Leonardo,
you and I will be
on the same side.
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