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斗妈大全风靡网络 十岁小孩编写秘籍应对老妈 A Collection of Contend With Mom Written By 10-year-old Girls
近日一本《斗妈大全》在微博和网络上迅速蹿红。 Recently, a collection of contend with Mom became a online hot topic.
令网友称奇的是 作者竟是两位北京的四年级小女孩。 Surprisingly, its authors are two fourth grade students.
稚嫩的笔触和配图让这本《斗妈大全》诙谐十足。 Childish handwriting and description makes this collection very interesting.
二十余招“斗妈”招式令人忍俊不禁。 There are about twenty amusing tips in it.
不少网友看完都大呼“了不得”。 Many netizens shout,” Awesome!" after read this collection.
翻开这本斗妈大全, 小女孩还特意在开篇郑重其事的写“这是专为6—12岁的小孩编的”。 The little writers specifically announced in the introduction-"this book is written for 6 to 12 years old children”
小姑娘画的是有图有真相, 图文并茂的大全“斗妈”招式令人忍俊不禁。 This collection illustrated all the tips for contending with Mom by words and pictures.
小女孩不但描述了招数,还给各招标注了性质和注意事项。 They also marked the quality and note for every tip.
其中包括当你老妈骂你的时候, 你可以看着其他的地方,想别的事情。 For example, when your mother scolds you, you can look at other place or think about something else.
当老妈骂你,不让你看其他地方的时候,你可以: 找妈咪身上的闲事,比如扣子没扣,衣服穿反了等。 When your mother scolds you and don’t allow you to look at other place, you can find fault on her, such as clasp untied and clothes inside out.
还有更狠的招数,那就是老妈骂你的时候, 你可以装哭(使点劲儿哦!)。 When your mother scolds you, you can pretend to cry(be hard)
当老妈使劲骂你的时候 你还可以趴在你妈身上哭(必杀技)。 Waht's more, When your mother scolds you severely, you can lie to her and cry.(effective absolutely)
有人说孩子这么多招数太难为当妈妈的了。 Some netizens said that being a good mom is too hard since child has so many tips to fight with her. 15 00:01:12,000 -->00:01:28,000 有妈妈说与天斗与地斗与女儿斗,其乐无穷。 But some mother said that it is really a great joy to fight with the sky, the earth and the daughter.