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Every Manufacturer is Different - by Claptrap!
Every manufacturer is different.
No two manufacturers are the same.
Some manufacturers
blow all their money on ***
Bandits make guns out of scrap metal and sights out of beer bottles.
Some manufacturers
are boring and uninspired. Dahl make guns
for Call of Duty fanboys.
Some manufacturers are insultingly monochromatic.
Hyperion have only one color of paint: yellow.
Some manufacturers are stuck in the past.
Jakobs guns are for Cowboys versus Indians, not for anyone who wants to win in a firefight.
Some manufacturers are very gimmicky. Maliwan guns have evolved from iPods.
Maliwan: there's a gun for that... and for nothing else.
Some manufacturers are very shoddy.
Tediore guns are cheap plastic pieces of crap that you can't even reload
because it's cheaper to toss the gun and make a new one.
Some manufacturers are downright obnoxious.
Torgue guns are like American motorcycles:
big, heavy, loud, flashy, impractical, and obnoxious.
Some manufacturers are dirty Commies.
Vladof guns have red stars, hammers, sickles,
and rotating barrels on everything from pistols
to rocket launchers.
Every manufacturer is different.
No two manufacturers are actually halfway decent. The end.