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Cheers!
That's incredible how hot this town is!
That's normal, you know Extreme-and-Hard
One week in Galicia and you come totally un-acclimatized
Yes but...
...look what a wonderful bracelet I have brought to my girlfriend
Oh a bracelet like... Yes, yes but how was in the north? how was it?
That was *** great!
...It was very good and by the way...
...I have brought the wonder that you asked me
So cool! That rocks! I knew that you were goingt to love it. Look!
That's great! Perfect, perfect
Let's put it! Give it to me one moment. I'm going to put it. You will see how fine it is.
Uuuuhh
Wow, what a change!
It is awesome, in Galicia every people have one. If you don't have an eye patch...
...you are not trendy.
I believe it
And for my best friend...
...a really good wine! Thank you very much. I love it, that's incredible Could you show me?
Wow!
It is a really good one, it's a valuable gift. Thank you very much! Really...
...toast to our friendship
You are welcome. I drank a lot of it there...
...but apart from parties, beaches, octopus...
...there was one thing that took my attention...
...there was a crazy man I met...
...who told me a theory.
You haven't told me anything about it
That is because I wanted to keep it for the end...
...the point is that one night...
...well, it's better to say during the dawn into an after-hour...
...I met a guy who told me "the milage theory"
"The milage theory"????
Exactly, the MI-LA-GE theory
But, but...
...what is it about?
It is a mathematical formula...
...that measure the range when you are out if you have an affair with a person...
...it is not considered to cuckold. How is it???
Ok, I'm going to explain myself...
...I mean, there are two main factors. One is time factor...
...which is measured in months and the other is the love coefficient...
...which is the falling in love factor...
...that range is from 0 to 5.
From 0 to 5 mean, 0 you are absoletly not in love with a person...
...if you cucklod here, you multiply by 0...
...even if he/she is just here...
...you multiply by 0 so you can do whatever you want
All of it is multiplied by 5, ok?...
...well, international waters are excluded. Pirate law rules!!!! So, the theory...
Wait, wait. I don't get it.
Me neither.
Mmm...let's see. It is explained if for example...
...my girlfriend and I...
...we are together 3 years and 4 months...
...that is 3x12=36+4=40...
...40, and our love coefficient could be...how many honey?...
...4 over 5???
Yes, I guess...
So, it is 40 which are the months that we are together...
...multiplied by 4 which is our love coefficient and by 5 that is the normal factor of the formula...
...that is 800...
...and Galicia is 831km from here because I've looked for it.
So...let's see...
...if you had an affair with somebody being there, it is not considered to cuckold. No, it is not cosidered to cuckold...
...actually if you would have an affair with somebody here...
...it would be the same. It is not considered to cuckold...
...but I know you will never do that, honey.
So...nothing happens.
No, don't worry. In fact...
...I was researching and I saw a cell phone app which proves this theory.
I can't believe it! Look...
...let's see...
...here you can find the kilometres... Wow it is true, there are an app.
So it is true...
...you were out of range, nothing happens
Wow, could you show me?
How rocks! it is true. Look man. It is perfect.
I love you so much
You...you like me too...