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- PREVIOUSLY ON COURTNEY LOVES DALLAS...
I'VE GOT TO SELL MYSELF TO THESE BAUBLE BAR PEOPLE.
- I THINK THEY WOULD LOVE YOU TO SAY,
"THESE ARE THE FOUR DIFFERENT LOOKS I WOULD PUT TOGETHER.
THIS IS HOW I WOULD WEAR IT."
- SO DOES THAT MEAN I GOT THE JOB?
- YEAH.
- IF MY FIRST COLLABORATION SUCKS,
NO ONE'S EVER GONNA WANT TO DO ONE WITH ME EVER AGAIN.
I WANTED TO BRING SOME GIFTS FOR MOM.
- OH, THANK YOU.
- MY MOM WENT IN FOR HER ANNUAL PHYSICAL,
AND THERE WAS A SPOT ON HER FACE,
AND IT HAS COME BACK THAT IT'S CANCER.
- YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL OR ACT
WHEN SOMEONE THAT YOU LOVE
IS GOING THROUGH SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
- YOU THINK YOU NEED TO LAND THE PERFECT GUY,
AND THIS SURGERY PUTS IT ALL IN PERSPECTIVE.
- I REALLY MISS YOU A LOT-- IN A LOT OF WAYS.
- IF THERE WAS, LIKE, A WAY THAT WE COULD,
LIKE, SIT DOWN AND TALK...
OKEYDOKEY.
BYE.
[dramatic dance music]
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- OH, CRAP. BRUNCH.
♪ WHAT AM I WEARING TO BRUNCH? ♪
I LOVE MY FRIENDS,
ESPECIALLY BECAUSE THEY DON'T JUDGE ME.
OKAY. OH, JEEZ.
♪ ♪
- WHERE IS COURTNEY? - OVER AN HOUR LATE.
- SERIOUSLY, WE PLAN ON A TIME, AND...
- THAT'S COURTNEY.
IF SHE WAS ON TIME, THAT MEANS SOMETHING'S WRONG.
[line ringing]
HEY, WHERE ARE YOU?
- WELL, WE NEED YOU TO HURRY UP AND GET HERE
SO WE CAN START EATING.
I KNEW WE WERE GONNA BE WAITING ON COURTNEY.
I DON'T GET UPSET OVER IT BECAUSE IT'S COURTNEY.
LIKE, I KNOW SHE'S GONNA BE LATE.
THAIS IS LIKE, "THIS IS SO RUDE.
WE HAVE THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS,"
AND I'M LIKE, "WHERE ARE THE MIMOSAS?"
- HI. - WHAT'S UP?
- I HAVE FOOD.
SORRY I'M LATE.
- LOOK AT THESE.
- NO. - EXCUSE ME.
WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING, LIKE, THREE HOURS
AND HAVE NOT HAD A BITE AND BEEN TEMPTED.
- KATIE HAS BEEN STARVING. - WE CAN START SNACKING.
- NO, WE'RE GONNA DO IT
AT AN APPROPRIATE TIME WHEN EVERYONE'S READY.
- IS THE OVEN ON?
- YOU STILL HAVE TO COOK?
- I COOKED HALF OF IT.
- [laughs]
- WAIT, BECAUSE YOU JUST PULLED OUT SOME RAW EGGS,
SO I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF YOU NEED TO COOK.
- THAT'S SO COURTNEY.
SHE SHOWS UP OVER AN HOUR LATE WITH AN UNCOOKED EGG.
THAT'S WHY WE LOVE HER.
- IT'S GOT 18 MINUTES LEFT.
- I'VE GOT SOME UNFORGETTABLE NEWS.
YOU KNOW BAUBLE BAR; THEY'RE, LIKE,
ONE OF THE BIGGEST ADVERTISERS ON MY BLOG.
AND THEY'RE LOOKING TO DO SOME BLOGGER COLLABORATIONS.
WELL, TORI ALREADY KNOWS, BUT I'M GONNA GET TO DO
A COLLABORATION AND A COLLECTION FOR BAUBLE BAR.
- THAT'S AWESOME. - I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
- GOLLY...
- ♪ BAM, BAM, BA-BA-BAM ♪
♪ BA-BA-BAM, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT ♪
AND ONE, TWO...
- [laughs]
- HIGH FIVE, SISTER.
- LET'S START WITH BREAKFAST, AND THEN WE'LL TALK TEQUILA.
- OH, THANK YOU.
IS THIS YOURS OR THE BABY'S?
- CAN YOU SAY "BABY"?
- BABY.
all: AWW...
- GOOD JOB.
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR 30TH.
- I TOLD KATIE--JUST, WITH ALL YOUR STUFF GOING ON,
LIKE, I WANT TO DO, LIKE, A SMALL DINNER WITH US FOUR.
- I'D LOVE TO DO IT AT MY HOUSE.
- YEAH. - WE COULD HAVE, LIKE--
I COULD GET, LIKE, A CHEF OR SOMEBODY TO COME AND COOK.
- MM-HMM. - YOU ONLY TURN 30 ONCE, SO...
- [sighs]
ONLY ONCE.
- YEAH, WE'LL JUST HAVE IT AT YOUR HOUSE.
- AND THEN DO Y'ALL WANT TO HIRE A STRIPPER OR SOMETHING?
- WHOA. WHAT IS GOING ON?
[laughter]
NO, BUT SERIOUSLY.
- WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU TWO?
- WELL, I'VE DECIDED TO HIRE AN INTERN.
- HIRE AN INTERN? DON'T THEY WORK FOR FREE?
- WELL, YEAH, THEN YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THEIR SCHOOL
AND, LIKE, YOU HAVE TO, LIKE-- LIKE, MAKE IT OFFICIAL.
YOU KNOW, I THINK I WANT A GIRL THAT'S, LIKE,
EXACTLY LIKE ME, LIKE, TEN YEARS AGO.
- OKAY, NO.
YOU DON'T NEED SOMEBODY JUST LIKE YOU.
- I JUST DON'T WANT HER TO BE, LIKE,
SOME SORORITY ANNOYING CHICK.
"OH, MY GOD. I WORK FOR COURTNEY KERR."
- "OH, MY GOD. I WORK FOR COURTNEY KERR."
- OH, MY GOD. QUIT TALKING. - OH, MY GOD.
- "SO I NEED YOU TO DO, LIKE, A FILING THING FOR ME,
"AND I NEED YOU TO, LIKE, GO TO STARBUCKS; THEY KNOW ME.
I NEED, LIKE, A TRIPLE GRANDE LATTE."
- I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT.
- DID YOU JUST HEAR YOURSELF?
[laughter]
- OKAY, LET'S TALK ABOUT MEN.
THAT'S A MORE INTERESTING SUBJECT.
- WE HAVE TO LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH YOU GUYS RIGHT NOW,
SO WE NEED-- WE NEED THE SCOOP.
- UM, MY ONLY NEWS ABOUT MEN
HAS TO DO WITH MR. MATT NORDGREN.
SO HE'S BEEN CALLING, AND BASICALLY,
I'VE AGREED TO GO HAVE DINNER WITH HIM,
BECAUSE HE SAYS HE HAS THINGS HE NEEDS TO SAY.
- WHY?
- YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE
THE DECLINE BUTTON ON YOUR PHONE?
- BLOCK HIS ***.
- NO, I'M GONNA DO IT TO PUT AN END TO IT,
BECAUSE OTHERWISE, HE'S GONNA KEEP CALLING ME.
- I DON'T WANT YOU TO OPEN YOURSELF BACK UP,
AND THEN HE SPARKS THAT CHEMISTRY AGAIN,
AND THEN YOU'RE LIKE, "OKAY, HE DIDN'T CALL."
- LIKE, YOU'VE NAILED THIS DOOR SHUT,
AND YOU'RE LITERALLY GETTING A HAMMER
AND POPPING OUT EVERY ONE OF THESE NAILS.
- HE'S THE ONE THAT'S TRYING TO BREAK IT OPEN AND SO I--
- NO, YOU'RE MAKING EXCUSES NOW. YOU'RE GOING, AND IT'S STUPID.
I JUST GET CONFUSED.
I'M LIKE, "I THINK YOU LIKE THIS."
I THINK SHE LIKES BOY DRAMA.
I THINK SHE LIKES THE FACT
THAT MATT HAS BEEN TRYING TO PURSUE HER,
AND IT'S A CHOICE TO KEEP IT GOING.
I'M HONESTLY TIRED OF HEARING THE GUY'S NAME; IT'S TIRING.
LIKE, I SAW EVERYTHING THAT YOU WENT THROUGH,
AND I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD GO.
- I DON'T THINK THE GIRLS UNDERSTAND
WHY I NEED TO GO SEE MATT.
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HURT I STILL AM.
I THINK THEY'RE WORRIED THAT HE'S GOING TO SCHMOOZE ME
AND TURN ON THE CHARM
AND WIN HIS WAY BACK INTO MY HEART.
[buoyant electronic music]
♪ ♪
THIS INTERN WILL HAVE TO LITERALLY BE
SOMEONE THAT CAN DO IT ALL.
TELL ME WHEN MY HAIR IS TOO BIG,
TELL ME WHEN MY HAIR IS NOT BIG ENOUGH,
TELL ME WHEN I NEED MORE HAIR SPRAY...
WE CAN GO PANT ROUTE.
HELP ME PICK OUT CLOTHES,
AND ALSO DO SOME OF THOSE THINGS
THAT I DON'T WANT TO DO,
LIKE GOING TO THE D.M.V.
[doorbell rings]
HI, I'M COURTNEY - HI. KATIE.
- NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU.
- HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- THANKS FOR COMING BY. GOOD.
HAVE A SEAT.
- OOH, LOVE THE PILLOW. IT'S SO CUTE.
- OH, THANK YOU.
- I HAVE A LITTLE OBSESSION WITH TEXAS...
- I HAVE A LITTLE OBSESSION-- - HENCE MY NECKLACE.
I REMEMBER YOU POSTED, YOUR MOM GOT YOU THIS OR SOMETHING.
- YEAH, SHE GAVE IT TO ME FOR CHRISTMAS.
- UM, PROBABLY BOUGHT IT A WEEK LATER.
FOLLOW YOU ON TWITTER.
ONE DAY, I REALLY WANT TO HAVE AN AWESOME BLOG,
AND YOUR BLOG IS REALLY GREAT.
- THANK YOU.
- I LOVE IT. - THANK YOU.
I OBVIOUSLY ASKED FOR THESE APPLICANTS
TO BE REALLY EAGER AND TO BE REALLY EXCITED.
- I AM VERY HARDWORKING.
GIVE ME A GOAL; I WILL SEE IT THROUGH
NO MATTER WHAT.
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO ORGANIZE?
BECAUSE I'M QUEEN SCARY ORGANIZER.
HOW CAN I MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER?
- BUT THERE COMES A POINT SOMETIMES WHEN PEOPLE--
YOU'RE LIKE-- YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO EAGER.
- [laughs]
- I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO FEEL THE VIBE WITH A PERSON.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH, KATIE. - BYE.
- BUH-BYE.
HI. - HI.
- I'M COURTNEY. - I'M CHELSEA.
both: NICE TO MEET YOU.
- AND I WANT THEM TO, LIKE, FEEL MY VIBE.
I'M VIBING THEM. THEY'RE VIBING ME.
TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL STYLE,
WHY YOU CHOSE THIS OUTFIT TODAY.
- I CHOSE THIS OUTFIT BECAUSE IT ROCKS THAT IT'S FALL,
AND THEN, OF COURSE, I LOVE MY HEELS.
- THEY'RE VIBING MY SHOES. MAYBE I'M VIBING THEIR SHOES.
- NOW I HAVE THESE BOOTS, BUT I USED TO HAVE,
LIKE, THE LACE-UP BOOTS.
- GOT THESE LITTLE BOOTIES. - YEAH, I LIKE THOSE.
- DUAL STEVE MADDEN.
- THERE'S A LOT OF VIBING
THAT NEEDS TO TAKE PLACE.
HI. - HI.
- I'M COURTNEY. - I'M MATT.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
WHAT'S GOING ON? - NOT MUCH.
- DID YOU WANT TO GO TO DINNER OR...
JUST KIDDING.
UM, HAVE A SEAT.
NICE EYEBROWS; DARK HAIR;
NICE COLLARED, PRESSED SHIRT.
CAN I HELP YOU? LIKE, HI?
ARE YOU HERE TO PICK ME UP FOR A DATE?
TALK TO ME. WHAT'S UP?
TELL ME ABOUT YOU. - SO I'M MATT EDWARDS.
- MATT EDWARDS. - I GO TO SMU.
- SO TALK TO ME, MAN. THIS IS VERY...
I WOULD NEVER THINK THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO BE
A FASHION INTERN, BUT...
DID YOU WANT TO HAVE A GLASS OF WINE--YOU NEED A DRINK?
- PROBABLY NOT A GOOD TIME.
- OKAY, PROBABLY NOT A GOOD TIME.
SO WHY DOES A FASHION INTERNSHIP INTEREST YOU,
OR DO YOU JUST NEED A JOB?
OR YOU JUST THINK I'M PRETTY?
- ALL OF THE ABOVE.
- THERE'S A LOT OF REASONS WHY I CAN'T HIRE
AN ATTRACTIVE, HANDSOME,
STRAPPING YOUNG LAD AS AN INTERN.
I MEAN, I WOULD BE WORRIED THAT HE WOULD FALL IN LOVE WITH ME.
MAYBE I WOULD FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM.
MAYBE WE WOULD WANT TO MAKE OUT, AND THEN I'D HAVE TO BE LIKE,
"GO GET ME A TRIPLE GRANDE SKINNY VANILLA LATTE."
THEN HE'D ASK ME FOR A PAYCHECK,
AND THEN HE'D USE THAT PAYCHECK THAT I GAVE HIM
TO TAKE ME TO DINNER.
AND THEN WHEN YOU THROW IN THAT WHOLE THING
ABOUT ME ASKING HIM TO TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF
TO, LIKE, RUB SELF-TANNER ON MY BODY,
THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE A *** HARASSMENT LAWSUIT
WAITING TO HAPPEN, AND QUITE FRANKLY,
I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY FOR AN ATTORNEY RIGHT NOW.
YOU'RE ADORABLE AND-- - YOU ARE TOO.
- OH, YOU'RE SWEET.
I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON, MATT.
AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT TO GO OUT SOME TIME.
[doorbell rings]
HI. - HI, COURTNEY.
- I'M COURTNEY. - I'M SHANNON.
- NICE TO MEET YOU. YOU'RE SO CUTE.
HOW ARE YOU? THANKS FOR COMING BY.
- THANKS FOR HAVING ME. - HAVE A SEAT.
I LIKE YOUR HAIR.
- OH, STOP IT. YOU ARE--COMING FROM YOU...
- WELL, IT'S UP TODAY. - WHO HAS THE WORLD'S BEST HAIR.
- IT'S DIRTY. IT'S DIRTY TONIGHT.
THERE'S A MEN'S ATHLETIC SOCK UNDER MY HAIR.
- ARE YOU SERIOUS? DOES THAT WORK?
- YEAH.
- I LOVE IT. - SO TALK TO ME.
I MEAN, WE CAN GO THROUGH ALL THIS,
BUT THIS IS, LIKE, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH--
LIKE, HONORS, SCHOLAR RECIPIENT,
COMMUNITY SERVICE, BLAH, BLAH.
THAT'S GREAT.
TELL ME ABOUT YOU.
LET'S TALK CLOTHES.
- UM, WELL, I LOVE CLOTHES.
I LOVE GETTING DRESSED IN THE MORNING.
IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS TO DO.
- SO DO YOU THINK YOU COULD PICK ME OUT AN OUTFIT?
- I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT. - OKAY, LET'S GO TO MY CLOSET.
- OH, MY GOSH. LET'S DO IT.
- OKAY, SO THIS IS MY CLOSET.
AND BASICALLY...
YEAH, IT'S KIND OF RIDICULOUS.
- DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES?
- NO, I MEAN, I THINK IT CAN ALWAYS BE BIGGER.
- WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE INTO THE OFFICE.
- UM, OKAY, SO...
LET'S JUST SAY...
LIKE, YOU'VE BEEN IN LOVE, I'M SURE, RIGHT?
SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A SCENARIO,
AND YOU'RE GONNA PICK OUT AN OUTFIT BASED OFF OF THAT.
- SURE.
- OKAY, SO BASICALLY YOU ARE A GIRL
WHO HAS A GUY BEST FRIEND.
YOU SUDDENLY, LIKE, TURN ROMANTIC,
AND THEN, LIKE, IT GOES REALLY SOUR,
AND YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA BUMP INTO HIM
AND KIND OF RESOLVE EVERYTHING.
I'LL BE RIGHT HERE IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS.
HERE'S JEWELRY FOR YOU TO PULL FROM.
- OKAY. - THERE'S BRACELETS IN THIS GUY.
THERE'S SHOES ALL UNDERNEATH, ALL UP ON TOP.
IT'S, LIKE, BOTTOMS, DRESSES, TOPS, BLAZERS.
YOU'VE GOT THREE MINUTES.
COMING UP...
[cell phone ringing]
ANNIE IS HERE PREPPING ME FOR DINNER WITH MATT.
- WHY WOULD YOU WASTE YOUR TIME?
- I'M GONNA PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE, TORI.
- YOU SHOULDN'T BE GOING.
- SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A SCENARIO,
AND YOU'RE GONNA PICK OUT AN OUTFIT BASED OFF OF THAT.
- SURE.
- YOU ARE A GIRL WHO HAS A GUY BEST FRIEND.
YOU SUDDENLY, LIKE, TURN ROMANTIC,
AND THEN, LIKE, IT GOES REALLY SOUR,
AND YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA BUMP INTO HIM
AND KIND OF RESOLVE EVERYTHING.
THE PERFECT OUTFIT, THOUGH. - OKAY.
- I NEED, LIKE, DREAM PERFECT OUTFIT.
SO YOU'VE GOT THREE MINUTES.
- THIS CLOCK IS TICKING.
- YOU HAVE A MINUTE AND A HALF.
- CAN I PULL, LIKE, A FEW, AND ONCE THEY'RE LAID OUT,
I CAN THEN PICK MY FAVORITE?
- YOU HAVE A MINUTE. - OKAY.
- YOU'VE GOT, LIKE, 30 SECONDS.
- OKAY.
HOLD ON.
- SO EXPLAIN THESE OUTFITS TO ME.
- WELL, THIS ONE'S GOOD BECAUSE YOU'D LOOK REALLY GOOD.
THAT'S MORE OF AN ANGRY...
- OKAY, WHY DID YOU PICK THIS OUTFIT?
- THIS IS KIND OF A,
"I DIDN'T REALLY CARE THAT I WAS MEETING UP WITH YOU,
AND I WORE THIS ALL DAY, AND SO I'M JUST, YOU KNOW"...
- GONNA KEEP IT ON. - EXACTLY.
- SO TELL ME ABOUT THE NEXT OUTFIT.
- I LIKE THE DRESS BECAUSE IT SEEMS TO ME--
IF THIS WAS IN MY CLOSET--
THE DRESS THAT I WOULD OVERWEAR ALL THE TIME.
SCRATCHING THOSE. PICK THAT ONE.
- SO YOU'RE PUTTING THIS WHOLE JOB ON THAT ONE OUTFIT?
- MM-HMM.
- SO WHY WOULD YOU WEAR SHOES THAT LOOK GOOD
FROM THE BACK?
- 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE WALKING AWAY.
- OH, YOU'RE A GOOD ONE!
I ACTUALLY THINK THAT'S THE PERFECT OUTFIT AND...
YOU GET THE JOB.
I'M HIRING YOU.
- REALLY? - YES.
WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR FIRST JOB? - SURE.
- I'M GONNA GIVE YOU FOUR PHONE NUMBERS
OF PEOPLE THAT ARE ON THEIR WAY TO INTERVIEW,
AND I NEED YOU TO CALL AND CANCEL.
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
- WELL, I'LL HELP YOU.
I'LL GET THEIR NUMBERS FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT, LITTLE ONE.
[upbeat electronic music]
♪ ♪
- HELLO? - HI.
- IS THE PRINCESS IN THE CASTLE?
- PRINCESS IS GETTING OFF HER THRONE.
- BARTENDER IS HERE.
- OH, THANK GOD.
- SWADDLE ME.
- OH...
- I'M NERVOUS.
- NO.
WHY?
- [murmuring indistinctly]
- OH, NO. - I'M NOT GONNA CRY.
- NO, FOR REAL. - I'M, LIKE, TRYING--
I'M, LIKE, ON THE-- I'M ON THE CUSP OF TEARS.
- NO, THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR. OKAY.
- TONIGHT, I'M HAVING DINNER WITH MATT,
AND SO I'VE INVITED ANNIE OVER
BECAUSE NOT ONLY IS SHE GOOD FRIENDS WITH ME,
BUT SHE'S GOOD FRIENDS WITH MATT.
- I DON'T DATE. LIKE, I DON'T GO ON DATES.
- SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT. - NO, SHE DOES.
WE TALKED ABOUT IT. LIKE, WE'RE HANGING OUT, MAN.
LIKE, WHATEVER HAPPENS HAPPENS. - WOMEN DON'T THINK LIKE THAT.
YOU'RE IN THIS PURGATORY THAT YOU'VE BEEN IN
FOR, LIKE, A YEAR.
FOR YOU TWO TO EVEN MOVE ON
WITH WHATEVER RELATIONSHIP YOU'LL HAVE,
THIS IS GONNA HAVE TO HAPPEN, BECAUSE THE WHOLE ANGST
IS NOT REALLY WORKING FOR EITHER OF YOU.
- THERE'S A LOT OF EMOTIONS THAT HAVE BEEN BUILDING UP
FOR 12 MONTHS NOW,
AND I THINK ANNIE UNDERSTANDS IT
BETTER THAN ANY OF THE OTHER GIRLS.
MY PURPOSE OF THIS DINNER IS CLOSURE.
I JUST-- I GUESS I DON'T KNOW--
I'M NERVOUS BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S THAT ONE TRIGGER THING
THAT HE'S GONNA SAY OR DO THAT I'M GONNA BE LIKE,
"OKAY, THAT'S IT.
I GOT WHAT I NEEDED. BYE."
I NEED TO PUT MAKEUP ON.
THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT'S GONNA MAKE ME FEEL BETTER
REGARDLESS RIGHT NOW.
THERE'S SO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS
WHEN IT COMES TO WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON
FOR THE PAST YEAR THAT MATT HAS DISAPPEARED.
THERE'S JUST A LOT OF WHYS AND HOWS AND WHENS AND WHERES,
AND WHY DID WE TAKE A TURN FOR THE WORSE?
LIKE, WHY AREN'T WE TOGETHER?
[cell phone ringing]
OH, IT'S TORI.
HI. - WHAT'S UP?
- ANNIE IS HERE PREPPING ME FOR DINNER WITH MATT.
- YOU SHOULDN'T BE GOING. WHY IS SHE PREPPING YOU?
WHY WOULD YOU WASTE YOUR TIME?
THEN HE'S GONNA CHARM YOU.
- NO, I'M NOT GONNA FALL FOR IT.
- I MEAN, THAT'S WEIRD.
- I'M GONNA PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE, TORI.
I'M GONNA HAVE THAT MOMENT THAT EVERY GIRL
WISHES THEY COULD HAVE WITH THEIR EX
WHERE YOU SEE THEM AND YOU CAN TELL THEM
ALL THOSE THINGS YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY TO THEM.
THAT'S THE ONLY REASON--
- I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU KEEP SAYING THAT.
NOT EVERY GIRL WISHES THAT.
LIKE, WHY DO YOU NEED CLOSURE
FROM SOMEONE WHO DOGGED YOU FOR, LIKE, A YEAR?
- JUST TRUST ME ON THIS, PLEASE?
- OKAY, WELL, I LOVE YOU.
- I LOVE YOU. - I'VE GOT TO GO.
- OKAY, BYE. - BYE.
- SO I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND WHERE TORI IS COMING FROM,
AND SHE'S PROBABLY RIGHT,
BUT ULTIMATELY, I HAVEN'T DEALT WITH
ALL THE EMOTIONS REGARDING MATT.
OF COURSE, I CAN'T TELL TORI THAT
BECAUSE SHE'LL JUST BUST MY BALLS EVEN MORE.
[edgy techno music]
♪ ♪
HI. - HI.
- HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD TO SEE YOU. - GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- LET'S SIT IN HERE. - YEAH.
- THANK YOU.
WHAT'S SHAKING?
- COME ON. GIVE ME THE EYE CONTACT.
YOU DON'T NEED TO KEEP LOOKING DOWN.
THE TABLE'S SET.
[chuckles]
ARE YOU NERVOUS?
- NO, I JUST-- - CAN I GET A NEW FORK?
- THIS IS THE TINIEST TABLE IN AMERICA.
[giggles]
- REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO GO TO BARS,
AND WE'D JUST HAVE WINE AND PUT OUR PHONES ASIDE
AND NOT EVEN CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE?
- ARE--DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT? - YEAH.
- YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN?
- I DO. - OKAY.
- LET'S JUST PUT THEM AWAY FOR THE ENTIRE DINNER.
IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? - MINE'S DOWN.
- I THINK YOU'RE THE MAYOR OF DALLAS NOW.
- THEY CALL YOU THE PLAYER OF DALLAS.
- [exhales]
I BEEN WITH ONE WOMAN ALL YEAR,
AND SINCE SHE AND I BROKE UP-- WHICH--I'M SINGLE NOW.
YOU AND I ESTABLISHED SOMETHING THAT I THOUGHT WAS...
AS GOOD A CONNECTION AS I'VE EVER HAD
WITH ANYBODY IN MY LIFE.
I FEEL LIKE I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE
TO TALK TO ANYBODY THE SAME AS I DID WITH YOU.
I NEED THAT, AND I WANT THAT BACK IN MY LIFE.
- SO DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD BE TOGETHER?
LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING HERE?
OH, NORDCO...
- YOU STILL CALL ME THAT?
- SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE.
THERE WAS SO MUCH GOOD THAT HE BROUGHT TO MY LIFE.
AND AT THIS MOMENT RIGHT NOW, I MISS IT.
COMING UP...
- I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO TALK TO ANYBODY
THE SAME AS I DID WITH YOU,
AND I WANT TO BE THERE FOR YOU.
I WANT YOU BACK.
- HOW ABOUT WE GET A BOTTLE OF WINE BEFORE ANYTHING?
- OH. - SO WHAT DO YOU WANT--
DO WE HAVE A WAITER?
- MATT'S DEFINITELY WORKING HIS CHARM WITH ME.
LIKE, THERE WAS NOT ANOTHER PERSON
IN THAT RESTAURANT TO HIM.
- REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO COOK FOR ME?
- I COOKED SPAGHETTI FOR YOU.
- YOU MAY ONLY HAVE ABOUT THREE THINGS YOU CAN COOK,
BUT YOU CAN COOK THOSE THREE THINGS.
[laughter]
- THAT'S THE MATT THAT I REMEMBER.
AND THAT WAS THE MATT NORDGREN THAT I REALLY LOVED.
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, MY FRIEND.
- YES, IT HAS.
- I GUESS I FEEL LIKE I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE
TO TALK TO ANYBODY THE SAME AS I DID WITH YOU.
I NEED THAT, AND I WANT THAT BACK IN MY LIFE.
- THERE'S A LOT OF HAPPINESS WHEN IT COMES TO MATT,
AND I'M BACK IN THAT PLACE RIGHT NOW,
REMEMBERING HOW GOOD IT FELT TO HAVE MATT IN MY LIFE.
I ALWAYS SAW A LOT OF GOOD IN YOU,
AND I ALWAYS DEFENDED THE GOOD IN YOU
THAT PEOPLE-- IF THEY DIDN'T SEE IT,
I SAW THE PERSON THAT NO ONE ELSE SAW.
AND THEN YOU DID TO ME
WHAT YOU DID TO EVERY OTHER GIRL.
- WHAT'S THAT?
- JUST, LIKE, THREW ME BY THE WAYSIDE
AND JUST DISAPPEARED.
- NEVER DID THAT.
- [laughs]
YOU--YOU ARE--
YOU'RE--
[laughs]
YOU CANNOT SIT HERE AND HONESTLY SAY
THAT YOU BELIEVE THAT.
YOU WERE GALLIVANTING AROUND TOWN
WITH OTHER WOMEN.
AND IT NEVER OCCURRED TO YOU THAT, LIKE,
"MAYBE COURTNEY'S FEELINGS ARE SO HURT."
- YOU AND I WERE NEVER IN A RELATIONSHIP.
I WAS A SINGLE GUY HAVING A GOOD TIME.
- YOU NEVER MADE IT CLEAR
THAT WE WEREN'T SEEING OTHER PEOPLE.
YOU NEVER MADE IT CLEAR WHEN YOU WERE HOLDING MY HAND
AND KISSING MY FACE IN PUBLIC
THAT WE WEREN'T SEEING OTHER PEOPLE.
- WE NEVER SAID WE WERE TOGETHER.
- AND YOU THINK THAT I JUST FABRICATED
THIS RELATIONSHIP OUT OF THIN AIR.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK, BABE? - IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
- SO THIS WHOLE THING, WE'LL JUST BUILD IT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT?
- AND DO A LITTLE ROAD.
HOW ARE YOU, MRS. NORDGREN? - HI. HOW ARE YOU?
- MY MOM LOVES COURTNEY.
- THIS IS QUITE A TURNOUT.
- I THOUGHT THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING ELSE
GOING ON THAT WASN'T GOING ON.
- THERE WAS NOTHING.
- THERE WAS NOTHING.
- THERE WASN'T ANYTHING GOING ON.
FOR US TO BE ABLE TO MOVE FORWARD,
WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO DO MORE THAN ANYTHING...
I MISS YOU LIKE CRAZY.
- YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T MISS, LIKE,
ME SITTING AROUND AND COOKING FOR YOU.
YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T MISS, LIKE,
SPENDING BIRTHDAYS TOGETHER.
'CAUSE WE HAVEN'T IN A YEAR AND A HALF.
WE WERE BEST FRIENDS THAT FELL IN LOVE.
AND FOR YOU TO SIT HERE AND ACT LIKE
I'M MENTALLY UNSTABLE
IS SO WRONG...
- STOP.
- BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT HAPPENED.
YOU MAKE IT-- - COURTNEY--
- NO, NO, NO-- - COURTNEY, STOP.
- NO, I CAN'T. LIKE, JUST--THANK YOU.
NO, I CAN'T. NO, JUST--I CAN'T.
JUST--WE'RE--THIS IS--
WE'RE JUST DONE TALKING.
I MADE A TOTAL FOOL OF MYSELF.
- COURTNEY, STOP.
- NO, I REALLY DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE.
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER.
- COURT!
- BUT I WILL NEVER MAKE THIS MISTAKE EVER AGAIN.
NEXT TIME ON COURTNEY LOVES DALLAS...
[cell phone ringing]
PLEASE STOP CALLING ME!
WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE.
WEEKEND TRIP.
[laughs]
- WAIT, A CAR'S COMING THAT WAY. - [bleep].
- CAN Y'ALL TURN AROUND? I NEED SILENCE.
Y'ALL ARE STRESSING ME OUT.
- ♪ MARFA ♪ - WE'RE HERE.
- I WENT TO DINNER WITH MATT, AND HE WAS LIKE,
"COURTNEY, WE WEREN'T SLEEPING TOGETHER.
I MEAN, I WAS DATING OTHER PEOPLE,"
AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL, I KNOW WE DIDN'T SLEEP TOGETHER,
BUT I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE DATING OTHER PEOPLE."
- I'M READY TO HEAR, LIKE, FRESH CONVERSATION ABOUT NEW GUYS.
NOT ONLY IS IT ANNOYING YOU, BUT IT'S, LIKE, ANNOYING ME.
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